/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Running a construction company
>Receive a resume
>Hastily scribbled in crayon, mentions something about "avatar of civilization" or some shit
>Fuck it, we need bodies and we've trained literal retards before, hired
>First day, some small girl with feathers in her hair shows up
>Put her on heavy machinery so she doesn't have to do any heavy lifting
>"Go dig a whole, we marked the area so just dig up the dirt"
>30 minutes later, she has made this much progress