/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LEADER CUTE~

LEADER LOVE

>>38335258
Yeah, it's him being distant and withholding and then suddenly dropping shit like "I'd be a sugar baby" and casually moving on from that conversation like nothing happened that makes him so sexy

>>38278510

Hey, >>33862583, please listen to me. It's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>33862583, should just stick with today's special.

>>33676653
>makes /vt/ seethe

So, I heard from Ollie and Bae that you now have two slots open...

look at this smug face, that kido is gonna fuck your oshi and you can't do anything about it

>>32329586
>"M-maybe I could be your zoomer tonight...."

(You) better not reply to bait
post shiny-kun pics instead

Ladies and gentlemen, and NON-BINARY pals... I made your oshi laugh.

SEIS HORAS DE NTR

Hello from /mans/. If anyone feels disenfranchised by recent events, leave these sluts behind and take the bro pill. You can't get keked if you're on the side doing the keking.

>>30478283
Any Mori thread can be a hate thread if you think about it long enough

Imagine actually being attracted to females pretending to give a shit about your existence while there are some handsome good looking bros that know our struggle that actually come from /here/ That can actually use your super chats because they need it instead of giving it to millionaire skanks That just throw your money into a pile and never invest into streaming better or worse ship it off to twitch and Sweden

Take the homosexuality pill Holobros escape the matrix

Yep, we've found the (true) perfect pairing for Gura. Seriously, they'll look cute together. I'm excited for their collab. Come on, you know it will happen.