/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I keep trying to dream of Kiki and my brain refuses me each time. This was perhaps my most successful and upsetting attempt so far.
>noticed that last time I had a lucid dream I had taken some cough syrup for a cold.
>have a cold and decide to try again
>my thoughts are of Kiki for the entire afternoon, I am feeling pretty self assured that this will work.
>lights out, covers on, we're all set.
>darkness until I see a purely white space, I know I'm in a dream and I begin to demand to see my wife.
>"WHERE IS KIKI, SHOW ME KIKI! WHERE IS MY RABBIT WIFE"
>The fucking nigger crocodile from Sonic appears
>"You're waking up anon."
>I see Kiki's silhouette for a split second before I awake in a cold sweat
I'm tired of this goddamn bullshit, my brain is fucking trolling me and I don't like it.