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The evil HAATON-5 has formed their new auto-trading megazord. The balance of the universe is at stake and the lives of the traders are in danger.

Across the plains, they planted an ominous, FALSE FLAG. In the guise of a harmless pomu, they hid behind a pitch black veil.
The forbidden artefact that will [DELETE] any and all who dare touch it. A mighty many have fallen and many more have been blinded, with greed, by the evil auto trading megazored.

I am looking for a team of rangers capable of upholding the values of BRAVERY, HONOR, CUTE and FUNNY to join the fight. Through your strength of will, we will form a new megazord, FULLY AUTOMATED 100% UPTIME TRADING MEGAZORD in order to destroy the evil. This heroic path of justice will not be easy, death will never be more than an inch away. But this is our duty to all of NASFAQ. We must rise against the HAATON-5, we must fight against the evil! RISE CUNNY RANGERS RISH SHIONYO-5