/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THANK you for being ABLE to see me on such SHORT notice, Dr. Shu! I REALLY needed to get my 8th BOOSTER SHOT for Covid-19 to keep my FAMILY safe! Wait a second, this isn't the SAFEST VACCINE EVER CREATED, this is BLACK TAR HEROIN!!! Shu, you really got me ADDICTED to one of the STRONGEST opioids on the MARKET?! YOU MEAN to say I'll end up spending ALL of my hard-earned MONEY and ASSETS chasing the high for the REST of my pathetic LIFE?!?! That I'll have to resort to AWFUL, DEGENERATE acts and jobs just to get a SMIDGEN of that WONDERFUL powder?!?! You mean I might even resort to SELLING myself into SEXUAL SLAVERY to ANY man on the street just for a FEW MEASLY SUPAS!?!? And I'll slowly lose whatever SELF-RESPECT I had and endup an EMPTY SHELL of a prostitute that can ONLY communicate by SUCKING MEN'S COCKS?!?!?! What can I say except YABBA DABBA WHACK, hand me some more of that smack!