/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The other day when it was raining Shiori asked if we could share an umbrella. I offered her a spare one I had and she told me she didn't want to be wasteful and we should just share. My umbrella is a personal one so she was really close to me the entire time. Both of us were getting a little rained on but she told me she was happy with it.

>>79478788
>summons: too easy to be satisfying
>no summons: too hard to be fun
wow if only there was a way to fix this

Do we love ERB here?

>>78998189
You know what you did. At least you're keeping the thread active, sis

>>78725421
>the things others say about this thread are actually mostly true
Like what, we're the least bad thread on the board?

I know how Shiori can be with food and snacks sometimes but this is ridiculous. I decided to get some pocky since this market had a lot of flavors I can't get back home. I had a piece kind of sticking out of my mouth and Shiori sits down on my lap facing me puts that exposed pocky in her mouth and takes it from me while being really really close to my face. I don't know why it took her so long to take it once she had it in her mouth though, all you need to do is bite it. She offered to let me do the same thing back to her to make up for it though.

>>78366260
I was. How do you think I convinced her in the first place

Watching Shiori play the Sims and seeing her recreate us and making us constantly woohoo
Playing Minecraft with Shiori and seeing her place her bed right next to mine.
Playing critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with Shiori and she keeps insisting we get married in game.
Playing Kirby Superstar Saga with Shiori and she keeps kissing me to heal me
Playing Content Warning with Shiori and all she does is hug me.

Shiori said she wanted to "try something new in bed". I know she suffers from insomnia so I was curious on what she was going to use to help her fall asleep. How are ropes and paddles supposed to help though?

>>77442722
Don't tell anybody this but the 3D "studio" is no longer a studio at all. Yagoo knows that nobody else can lead Hololive in his stead, so the studio has become a laboratory seeking to fully digitize his mind into the network, allowing him to control Hololive until the technology burnout collapse of the year 2460.

>>77128294
>>77128304
I can never understand how people watch anime girls but hate anime...

>>76602803
like da violent kind or the kissy kind

>>75958907
Prostate stimulation isn't actually real. It's all a psyop from the homo agenda to make you wanna get fucked in the ass.

Shiori really wants to do one of those private mixed baths with me. I thought it was nothing too different from her unlocking the bathroom door and joining me in the shower like she always does back home. I think she just wants to enjoy the cool aesthetics of a Japanese bathhouse. She's the one who invited me to this trip anyway and I'd never want to upset my friend so I'll let her pick a few things we do.

>>75270446
I knew I shouldn't have let my wife play with the cows

>>75057686
begging for a company to just come out with a peak-era MTG clone, tired of shit art/aesthetic in card games and shit games in general

>>74971749
yeah widdies in my face

>>74901614
Do you think Shiori would be a good Christian girl and only have protected sex before marraiage, or would she be into some freaky deeky shit and want you to bareback her

>Shiori doing a geoguesser stream
>All the spots she gets are places I've worked at, live at, hang out at regularly
>Shiori knows all of these without even thinking about it
>She excitedly taps at her desk "Oohh yeah, this is Anon's house!"
>"Nooo way! And this is where Anon works! What are the odds!"

>>74009807
you guys wouldn't actually want a Holo to come up and grab your hand, they'd smell funky