/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52826943
remember to buy a moka pot, so you can brew the panko coffee in an authentic italian home style

>>52294403
Final product may differ in appearance.

>>52283700
don't worry. they will be safe for the meantime.

I too am going to bake, but I'm going to switch out all the gen 1 links for links to their Phase Connect Custom Roast Coffee Beans.

>>51583811
>This sticker board basically gives Phase a free indication of who has the most dedicated whales

Smart fish

>>51560405
is this what standing on top of a mountain feels like?

>>51020928
>2024
>Nijisanji finally breaks apart after continuous scandals and graduations
>Pomu wouldn't survive as an indie
>She meets the Fish

>>50924172
Hey kid, let me tell you a secret, but keep it between us, okay? I don't want this getting out to anyone else, specially the fish. If you buy extra coffee, it expedites the shipping of your first coffee order.

what is his secret?

>>50773348
Fish is trying to supercharge the hype around Phase Connect, while also increasing the straight-up wealth extraction. Im thinking he's just being ambitious because right now is a perfect time for Phase Connect to grow. Vshojo is weak, Mythic is a little weird, and Nijisanji is just dealing with controversy after controversy. The waters are ripe with chum to nurture Phase to take a spot closer to the top!

>>50634811
wow you can really see where he believes his strong suits are. Why else would Fish up the donation amounts on Lumi, Shiina, Jelly, and Ember?

>>50524308
Phase is literally working to mimic the holo experience down to almost every detail. The talents are probably trained to do the Pekora laugh, their models are all similar to known famous holo/niji models. To go as far as to suggest that Fish might also want the talents themselves to sound a similar to the mega popular talents as possible is not a big stretch.

>>50479287
The beans must flow.

Looks like I was right. Airi is cancelling her stream for now and Dizzy now has a potential audience who is looking for something to watch in her absence. Fish very smart.

>>50252747
Suicide, shot herself twice in the back of the head with a gun that smelled like fish

>>49916828
It's off to the bean mines with you, Phaseizen

So why do you think Fish decided to change the point of invaders and force the new talents to use what is most likely his IP? What did Yuri do that caused him to go and push such a serious level of control that Yuri and Lumi didn't have? Did he really lose that much money on Yuri? I know her new model was probably expensive but uhhh

>>49644172
Look I didn't tell you to sign the binding, entirely in english, contract without a translator and/or lawyer present. You did that all on your own.

>>49543741
no

>>49292965
I don't see that Lia coffee sold out yet...

>>49207040
none of them,they are too busy enjoying a hot cup of phase coffee

>>48989834
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>>48989669
Either way it doesn't really matter the number of streamers if they won't fucking stream anyways. EN has to be bleeding subscribers at this point. Like fuck, even Phase Cucknet is starting to look good.

>>48673274
Moderators of 4channel.org please delete this blatant lie and obvious slander of my-I mean-Sakana's vtuber company. That coffee will be bagged and shipped at least a month or two after you order it.

>>48609206
>gen 18
Think of how much coffee we-er-Phase will have sold by then!