/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38431404
Well im waiting. Ive already groomed a dragoon, literally all the saplings are my bitches, rushianon is my breeding wife, ill add a chumbud to my list why the fuck not.

>Risu might have read the last thread
RISU I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

>>33514653
You ain't slick risu

>>33247065
Well. Nuts of course. But iron tools, low grade coal (lignite) and peat. All the prostitutes you could ask for with a reasonable amount of requests you would want from them for your kink needs. Grape agate gems probably. We usually never use gems for money but since this is top priority we would be offering gemstones for this extremely special occasion. Mainly nuts though if you accept. I dont know of a number wise budget but if anyone wants to do the math then this is a VERY HEAVY all in kind of investment.

If you think Risu has a gag reflex you need to lurk more

>>32748553
>gender equality is a mistake
it takes both genders to make babies. and in a nation where baby making is rampant it kind of matters. Also yes i am a complete fucking degenerate and im not even ashamed. But to be fair its womens fault for being so shit at sex that i fuck my cousin anyway.
Seriously why cant you whores learn to move while getting a dick rammed in you and instead just lay there like a dead fish and make me do all the fucking work. Probably shouldnt judge all women based on 3 ex Gf's but fuck it. Ask your sister how much of a degen I am she can tell you.
>>32748933
This is past bump limit kek. Past few days have been actually great for staying on topic.

>>32242362
im totally ok with that as i would wish nothing more than for my rose sexpai to be as satisfied as possible. All i want is for him to ravish me with his cock at least once a day, preferably twice in any hole of his choosing. Its not being a cuck if i dont see it as a relationship. I just wanna be either friends with benefits or his personal slut. I would wear anything for him even though I think I would better service him naked. im sorry guys give me 10 minutes im too fucking horny now ROSE SEXPAI I LOVE YOU PLEASE PENETRATE MY ASS!

Risu?

>>32150116
Based. I had to read back and mepper was talking about culure and personality as well. I think there would be a strange zone of mixed risuner/mepper people who would probably learn frome ach other. Risuners would want to learn the mannerisms of the meppers while mep people would probably be interested in risuner traditions and customs. Actually. What would meppers see in risuners? What would they want to learn about/be interested in?

>>31528201
OOC i do and in world theyre our biggest allies. Fuck yeah we like morig. We love exchanging nuts with foreign people.

>>31176824
Hey, me too! I also want to have sex with her but that's another topic altogether!

Commodus logs ch.4

Holy fuck. It's been a year already. I toured the country with Maumigny and have effectively become not only the risuner who can understand their language the best but also the one with the most in depth knowledge of battle formations and tactics. Well I would fucking hope so after all the studying I did. Making /risu/ a safe place by training our warriors will make me a fucking legend. Hell I just might win enough nuts to finally win the yearly nut tribute and shoot my nuts into Risu's mouth herself!
Once we arrived there Maumigny was in shock. He was expecting all this over fancy shit everywhere but to him our "capital" looked like an oversized village. We have the upper layer in the trees like most risuner villages except of course Silvanus is much bigger and many brides connecting the large amount of platforms. Then there is the bottom layer which houses most of the shops and utilities as well as the large circle in the middle for when Risu does her yearly nut tributes. Of course since Maumigny doesn't like to get laid too much he was horrified at all our designated cum zones or as he calls them, "brothels".
Not to mention our beaches looked like a battlefield with fortifications and watchtowers everywhere. People were really preparing for invaders here after recent raids. How the hell could I ever blame them though. One day we will be strong enough to deal with the fuckers on our own. Whether we use magic or start getting big cannons and ships, I dream of one day people will come here and we don't have to worry about them attacking us.

The negotiations went pretty well after he was basically interrogated. I had to do a bit of vouching for him but things went well. What I did not expect was the big pile of gems he brought out! THAT WAS FUCKING COOL OF HIM! It seems he learned a lot about us the past year but that is to be expected in my opinion.
Last thing he mentioned after refusing sex from the local prostitutes (seriously I know not everyone is as horny as risuners but I think this guy actually hates getting laid) was to remind me of the fortifications. I remember asking all the local risuners to evacuate behind the fort so we would have a real border and I want them to be safe behind it. I only wish that they listened to me or at least are safe. As much as it pains to to see forests being cleared if we must do it then we must do it. Simple as that. I would much rather see trees being chopped down then my people being raped any day.

>>30669330
Ah my bad. Fuck it why the hecc not. I will just write it as him not attending but a decent chunk of his crew showing up and telling him about it. He did order scouts to explore further inland so naturally he is trying to obtain as much information as possible. And hecc you were even kind enough to provide me with an NPC name so 3.5 will be done either tonight or tomorrow. tomorrow being my day off where i wont be really doing shit besides being on my PC and tonight where im visiting my cousin

>>30665322
Oh yeah

risu?

>>30274643

The tri fleet returns to Silvanus

The crowd gathers as the pinisi land in the ports and all the expedition members unload various cargo and get off board the ships they have been so accustimed to on their long voyage.
One of the captains begin to speak through a primitive looking megaphone to amplify her voice.

Hamdani: EVERYONE! Your attention please. We are the captains of the Tri-fleet and we bring news of varying degrees over to Silvanus. Enoch, I believe you should go first.

Enoch: Thank you Hamdani. I was the one to investigate /nasa/. They were friendly at first but we discovered a sinister plot that they are cannibals. My team fled and temporarily joined Hamdani until a few weeks later. It turns out that /nasa/ was terminated by schizo attacks. Good riddance to be honest, I think the last thing we need is more cannibal raiders.
Unfortunately I was not able to recover any of their cool toys. And even though we did make friends there I believe it is for the best that any remaining sanalites that find their way into our country be questioned. Any that refuse shall be geese chambered!

'Enoch then gives a brief description of the sanalites before handing the megaphone to Jayawan'

Jayawan: I was the leader who explored the nation of /who/. While tensions were rough at first, these people have a good amount to offer. It took some getting used to but they do like to have fun and they have these delicious sandwiches called burgers. Also they have what is called an "amusement park" which is it's own reason for ever revisiting there. Some of the people deeper in the countryside do not care for outsiders but there are those who liked us.
I would say that overall I had a slightly above average experience. They are definitely not like us and we had to adjust a lot but they can be reasoned with and even have a good time if you respect their ways.
Hamdani?

Hamdani: Thank you. I know that the forest people of /uuu/ were our primary target and thus you have all been waiting for this. IT WAS A MASSIVE FUCKING SUCCESS BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS
LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE OF /RISU/! These forest druids as of right now surpass us in terms of natural beauty and magical power. It is our recommendation that the Tri-fleet be re launched IMMEDIATELY back to /uuu/ and there exclusively. I personally propose that We set up a permanent presence there and establish trade routes for their magical artifacts. It cannot be stated enough how powerful their shamans are and how beneficial these people can be to us.
They may be the kep to magical revelation and even an end to ALL OUTSIDE THREATS! I BELIEVE THEY WILL BE THE KEY TO NEVER BEING RAIDED BY SLAVERS EVER AGAIN!
'the crowd goes wild at this revelation.'

Hamdani: With that our report is done. We can discuss the details with the various tribal leaders later. Right now we must spread the word to all risuners that there is hope for us all and that if our plans work then we will be at the perfection of natural society. But for now...LETS PARTY EVERYONE!

'Screams and cheers as partying occurs all night in which there is a lot of drinking and A LOT of sex even for risuner standards. So much that even the foreigners stationed there are baffled if not taking part in the celebration.'

Risu

Risu

>>29858562
holy shit what a coincidence. I had a dream about me and rose sexpai double penetrating Alice last night

yeb

>>29554386
funny since I based /risu/ off Indonesia and in both countries it is illegal. However there are places in IRL Indonesia where its regulated and practiced a lot. I have no doubt that you lot would be like risuners in that you would have a lot of experience in bed. I'ts also pretty funny how IRL Indonesians tend to really like Japan a lot. We could be the best of friends due to both our nations interest in nutting. also I watched vox play stanley parable he seems like a pretty fucking cool guy even though i rarely watch him WE DOMINATE THE SEX INDUSTRY

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