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Koopa : Well, Doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hand if you like!

Doctor : Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.

Koopa : Eh?

Doctor : Ms. Koopa, I'm afraid you are the sickest woman in the United States. You have everything.

Koopa : You mean I have pneumonia?

Doctor : Yes.

Koopa : Juvenile diabetes?

Doctor : Yes.

Koopa : Hysterical pregnancy?

Doctor : Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.

Koopa : I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?

Doctor : Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.