/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>72893276
you're all retarded but I forgive you since you don't even hide the fact you don't watch her

Damn these noodles fire but not as fire as Mori's performance at Holofes is gonna be, ya feel me fellow Deadbeats?

>>26374058
Oh, they don't mind it so much, the RID is just doing its job. Just gotta make sure the newbeats don't let state secrets slip through.
Oh yeah, Deadbeat soldiers get hungry. They don't look all that meaty, but they've got just as much mass to sustain in there. Plus Moriji food is pretty low in fat, so fatty ground meat is like candy to them.

>>26365694
Are you that bored without people shitting on Mori you need to passive aggressively post to try and get something?
Go out for ice cream or something man, jeez

>>25452809
Citrora seemed a bit flustered by the current topic, for some reason. “Kenichi, I’m telling you that the proper worship of a Goddess cannot include things such as l-lewding her. It’s unthinkable nanora.” The engineer shook his head while biting a tempura fried sweet potato. “I imagine this must be a cultural distinction between our people. It’s not so strange for a Deadbeat to grow to desire Our Mori carnally, she is undeniably an immensely attractive entity. I believe the same could be said of your Princess.” This seemed to put the Luknight off-balance. “Well, yes, Hime is an icon of beauty, but you shouldn’t let your admiration be tainted by this kind of feeling nanora!” Kenichi responded with a surprising amount of gravitas. “Desire is not a taint, Fruce. It can be a source of power, or of motivation. Our most elite warriors are driven almost mad by their Mori Love, but it is what makes their bones so strong.”

In her time of need, Citrora saw someone approaching the table. The place was ran by couple, a Deadbeat huntsman married with a certified Luknight Chef, Lady Anisa Corish. The matron was quite a character, she had visited the group in the middle of their meal. Fruce was a good friend of hers. Citrora introduced the Deadbeats to her before explaining the expedition to her. “I already know, Fruce, everyone in town heard about it. You’re really going back up there, huh?” Citrora nodded slowly. “The Himedom needs my skills in the North, once more nanora.” Lady Corish stared at the Luknight for some time. Citrora was around ten years her junior, and Anisa seemed a bit concerned. The younger Luknight seemed to read her gaze. “It won’t be like last time, Anisa. It’s not a desperate stand against the hordes, it’s a well-equipped scientific expedition.” The Chef Knight shakes her head in disapproval. “It doesn’t matter how much gold the Deadbeats have brought, or how high-minded your goals are. Soon enough, you’ll be faced with a schizo filled with hate and frosted in icicles. And you won’t have me watching your back.”

Lady Citrora crosses her arms and smirks, as if she was thinking: “Ah, so this is what it’s about”. “I’ll have plenty of people watching my back. Fellow Luknights, and Deadbeat warriors.” The older woman exhales. “I guess you have to let the bird fly to the high Arctic one day.” A smile grew on her lips. “If you get yourself killed, I’ll murder you.” Fruce giggled, it was a sweet, heartwarming sound. “I’ll keep that in mind, you worrywart crone nora.” The cook faked some anger and began laughing with the rest of the table.

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Well, they were back on the ship now, admiring Chunora for the last time for the foreseeable future. Next stop: the Capital of the Himedom.
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>>25383460

Today is a good day.

>>24592847
Say, would /vrt/ be interested in any of /morig/'s trade products? Rapeseed oil makes a really great lubricant for mechanical systems, might help your aging robots run a bit smoother. It's even used as a motor oil IRL.

>>24569424
I've been meaning to go back and finish my degree while taking education seriously for the last two years
Then the 'rona hit and put that shit on hold, so here I am, still a freeter

>>24271515
I'll take some time to cut some up when I'm done with wagie shit for the day

>>24240170
being a wagie PSTbeat is fucking suffering

>>14753915
yer a fackin' idiot, mate
enjoy your oshi and if a post negatively affects yur experience, filter it rather than investing yourself in stupid ass metanarratives

sorry buds, I'm switching to Fauna, Gura's stream is making me hungry as fuck

>>6720706
>implying

>>2384851
Yea, and the Holo pictured is one of us.

>>1808969
I feel your pain my man.

>>1456368
Too many reps

>>1136036
I dunno, if you find an answer let me know so I can quit mine.

>>1060651
We work, which means I miss Mori a lot during the week. I don't send big supas and just member, but I think I could understand the mindset of someone that would if they only catch her live once a week or even more rarely.

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