/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I look at the meal, failing very hard to hide my disappointment "ah eh, thank you madam, that's ah, nice."
The stool creaks loudly when I seat on it, prompting a "Yabe!" from me, but it seems to hold my tiny frame. I start with the hardtack. It's about as hard as stone, but my teeth have seen harder, so my mouth quickly turn the rock into pebbles and the pebbles into sand and the sand into a bready paste I can swallow. It could use some salt, but I don't see any around.
Thankfully I kept the apple for last, it's crisp and fresh, with just the right mix of sweetness and sourness, I devour it quickly, core and stem and all.
All this doesn't take long at all, so I stand to take a look out the window.