/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>89773480
“Are you ready for your rap lessons?”

*J Cole gulps*

*Kendrick Lamar breathes heavily*

*Kanye West nods nervously*

*Jay-Z sighs*

“Yes, Mori Calliope" they all say in unison

Maybe today wasn't so bad...

>>79097166
EPIC RAP BAAAAATTLES OF HOLOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

reminder that mori is for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>marrying
>consensual sex only
>having reaper babies
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifu
>massaging her aching back
>keeping secrets
>best friend
>friend
>neighbor
>head pats
>nibbling on goldfish together
>positive comments
>role model
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping death-sensei with
>dreams
>happiness
>not lewding
>not hating
>not drugging
>having her music preserved and played
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy phoenixes off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing onsen baths with
>talking with in japanese
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line streaming content
>extended tropical vacations
>killing v-tweeters with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky electroswing soundtrack

>>38709536
>male
none
>female
>+5 viewers who will try to groom you
>20 male chuubas slipping into your dms who wont watch you but might raid you with their 2.5 viewers which is them on their phone
>1/5 a schizo gets obsessed with you and sends you death threats
>100% you will eventually get shit on and people will say bad rumors about you which retarded vtubers will then believe

Overall dropping a link wont hurt you.
Openly selfposting is the gamble.
The best use of this place is direct access to your fanbase, their desires and their needs.
If you align yourself with the values of this thread you will do well most of the time even outside of it, if you go against it you are probably going to fail, even if no one here watches you, because this is the one place where people actually express their desires honestly which they will never do on a discord server.

>>38338767
Every human interaction is manipulative in one way or the other

>>36875105
In a way /jp/ succeeded. Reddit is no more.
This is the center of the world. There is no point on leaving now that all Holos are openly /here/
This is the great battlefield of our time.

>>33853482

>>33211212
Mori will be the last member of hololive because the woman literally runs on spite, So long as one person is still calling on her to graduate her contrarian brain simply won't allow her to leave.

>>32339047
Every human interaction is a transaction taking place in one way or the other

is she the retardest EN?

JUST EATIN' BEEEEEANS

>>31162682
>Chopped and skrewed J-Rap
I'm unsure how I feel about this thing that has popped into my head, but it probably already exists and has a very devoted fanbase

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VESPER IS GOING TO MORI'S HOME

>>29183575
TAK... A MORI
TAK TAK... A MORI

>>29006474
women with just the right amount of fat have cute pudgy tummies, thick legs, big asses, and huge tits.
then theres also architects who just loves women who are massively sized.

>>27075915
>Aces

>>27071472
>forgetting

>>26738869
Just wait until HoloEarth comes out, bro.
Besides, /v/ users should love /vt/. They both sperg out over which overrated thing is best!

I enjoy Mori's music and I'm tired of pretending I don't

So what? Have KFP just...forgiven Mori?

I thought you simps hated her and could never forgive her for how she treated your oshi.

>>24417071
You will realize with time there is no substancial difference
Women who became anime women do so because they want to fuck anime women because anime is mostly geared towards men
Lesbians outnumber straight women in the hobby 4:1
Also If the vtuber is a holofan she is 100% a lesbian or at least bisexual no exceptions

>>24174099
Vtubers are inherently gfe/bfe because they are parasocial by nature.