/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sadly, our Beatani Male Underwear merch ( >>14449954 ) was taken down and banned from various countries for making the wearers' penis smaller down to 10cm. The United States did not ban the product as they saw no difference and believed it was a conspiracy theory. Nonetheless, they are currently investigating our product for causing testicular torsion on 99% of cases with one young chinese male in the west coast claiming one of his nuts literally detached fell on the ground.
Do not worry, here at Yahcorp™ we have a successful team of osakan lawyers who can turn the tables and show that our product is safe to use, and spreads the joy of Beatani and /yah/.
Presenting to you our new product, the Beatan D, we hope to relieve our consumers from the daily strain of raising a chaotic daughter. You wanted it and we give it to you! The Beatan D is a 1:1 scale sexual toy replicating Beatani's futa cock! It is guaranteed to make you feel like Risuna after Beatani had too much beer!
Release date TBA
No cream included.