/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26097999
it's more of doing more plant puns.
>pluck you!
>i'm in a prickly situation
>things aren't looking too rosey
>don't forget to hydrate your roots!
>i haven't touched grass in a while, i wonder what they're saying nowadays
>alright rosebuds, i gotta LEAF, see you later!
just realized, if EN were to truly go for a kayfabe experience, they'd have to do a shit ton of puns to remind the audience of what they are.

just had my first nijisanji dream and i was pretty disappointed about it:
>the dream starts with a kaiju-sized chibi Rosemi wrecking havoc in a city like Tokyo, at nighttime, sending Angels (like what you would see from Neon Genesis - the cube kind) across the sky that rains down these light spears that brighten up the sky since the electricity for the area has been cut off. Some of them impales a bunch of people. i'm one of those bystanders and i don't remember if i died or not, but the dream then pans far away and goes into the perspective of a camcorder recording everything.
>from behind the camcorder you can hear Selen is the one holding it. you can tell from how the camera is angled that she's sitting on the street curb of a McDonald's parking lot laughing her ass off. off to the right you can hear Shu talking a bit, and then Selen starts to move the camera over to him, but then he shoves the camera away saying, "Hey, don't dox me!" And Selen tries to joke it away saying she wouldn't have actually aimed the camera straight at his face.
>Shu starts to walk away from Selen in a little fit of rage, but in the direction of Rosemi's Angels so that the camera is recording Shu's back with Rosemi's destruction in the background. Selen gets up and starts following Shu, recording his back.
>Out of nowhere, a darker skinned girl (either a gyaru or SEA) with black braids tackles Shu to the grass ground that was beside the parking lot, going on top of him while Selen runs up with the camera to get a closer view. I'm not sure what the gyaru's relationship is, but I'm assuming she's a hardcore fan. Shu pushes the gyaru aside and in a couple of frames, from the camera, you can see that Shu is actually a white guy. He shoves Selen's camera away and starts yelling at Selen who is still laughing her ass off.
>The camera is still pointing to the ground, since Selen is still holding it but not really paying attention on what to record. Next, you can hear Shu tackle Selen to the ground, and the camera lands at an angle so you can see both their faces from the side with Shu pinning down Selen, revealing Selen to actually be asian.
>Rosemi's Angels are still raining light spears in the background lighting up the city, but their sound is muffled by Selen's laughing and Shu's growling at Selen for inadvertantly doxxing him, and he puts his face closer to intimidate her more. It gets weird because Selen's laughs turn into moans and Shu's long hair is now covering both of their faces.
The dream then transitions to Mysta walking around the Resident Evil 7 mansion where he's trying to be sneaky and not get caught by Lady Dimitrescu. And I don't remember much after that. Very weird since my oshis are Rosemi and Elira, and they were pretty much non-factors the entire dream

>>24245994
gm!

>>21954890
plot twist:
it's rosemi