/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>91056491

>>88483746
I will use it to tell Fauna to shut up

The jacket never came off btw

>>83601869
>>83601902
Enhance

>>80008954
You go in from the right, I go in from the left. Be ready in 5.

>>79911779
dibs

>>79394554
That's how you know they didn't fuck afterward. All you need to do to make a shy tako have sex with you is you grab them firmly but not overly so and they're basically yours.
I have done it multiple times.
They were all male, but I'm sure it works with girls.

ʲᵃᵐᶦnᵍᵒˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ˢᶦˡˡʸ nᵃᵐᵉ... ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ˢʰᵃᵐᵉ ᶦᶠ ʷᵉ ᵛᵒᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ...

Ocelot is Adam

why are they singing mori's song

There's an IP inside of you

I am singing the male part like Mori asked and my family is looking at me weird

"..."

>>61022365
I'd like to give it lots of soda and really put down my whole body weight on top of her as I am mating pressing, she will have no choice but to fart or burp the gas out and I feel her belly slowly deflating but I still make fun of her for it

>>59209077
hey
put some respect on my name
I'm the #1 Deadbeat

>>57481555
For now

>>55443360
>>55443361
>>55443369
>>55443371
>>55443373
>>55443376
>>55443389
>>55443413
It was me.
It was me, all along.
It was supposed to test them, mold them into the perfect idols.
Now that they're in Hololive, my job is done.
Draw your sword. Let us end this.

>>55081070
I am channeling my vast psychical powers and 1/128 armenian blood to make you bald before you hit 30.
Whenever you see a strand falling, think of this moment.
Perish.

>>54079234
keep it on the down low nigga I shan't show myself again

>>51417630
Apologies, the joke was that I only purchased 5 copies of Mori's BD and therefore was not a true deadbeat, the implication being that a "true" deadbeat would purchase more.
I will try to be clearer and less ambiguous in the future.

Regards.

>>50448391

>>47588968
>>47589033
The revelation of Mori being a girl will reverberate through the foundations of hololive. We MUST stop it.

I am IMMUNE to cringe at this point.