/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Official Myth cooking skills review

>Ame
Crafts and invents a new recipe every day using any random ingredients she comes across or harvests herself out in nature
Respectable, an inventor
>Gura
Dabs into the trendy fusion food and molecular gastronomy trend by experimenting with special types of flavor-enhancing mold
Respectable, a pioneer
>Ina
Eats the same thing every day, perfecting it further and further, attempting to finetune her craft to an extreme degree until the meal is as impeccable as it physically could be
Respectable, a perfectionist
>Mori
Eats anything, just wants to consume as much food as possible to train for the nexrlt hot dog eating contest and beat Joey Chestnut
Respectable, an athlete

>Kiara
Employs a foolproof build-a-bear or paint-by-the-numbers approach to cooking by exploiting hello fresh to generate seemingly impressive food without any skill being required at all. Doubles down on her cheating by openly boasting about her supposed cooking abilities on Twitter and in front of other holos to garner praise she didn't earn
Not respectable, a fraud

I give my time, money, support and love to a vtuber girl and member her, send her SCs, buy her merch, visit her concerts and promote her while cheering her on.
In return she talks to us, sings for us, performs for us and plays games for us. She stays single and opts out of romance for a few years and focuses fully on me and other fans, making our lives happier and better while we make her rich and enable a comfy and good life style for her.

When she's done and ends her career as a virtual idol, possibly as a millionaire if she did it right, she can go find love and settle down with whoever and both sides will have benefited from this mutual exchange.
Where is the problem?

It's actually interesting cause this stream gives us the opportunity to see how many of the holotalk viewers are KFP and how many are from the guest's fan base

Turns out the answer is 6k. 6k KFP and the rest is from the guest.

Another day another nijiyab
They literally get contacted by staff for "we need to talk about your numbers" reasons

>>26649344

>go do archive reps
>ctrl + F “Ne”
>170,000 results
NENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENE

>>18497576
I’ll fuck your wife and her friends

“Unlike you guys, I’m not a pervert”, said Nene, looking at JAV in Yakuza

I want to fuck Nene

>open Nene stream
>want sex with Nene
I want sex with Nene

Sex with Nene seems like an extremely fun activity. She’s hyperactive and I want to fuck the energy out of her

>>13164894
Cute and funny

God I want to sex Nene

HYPERACTIVE SEX WITH AN UNMEDICATED NENE UNTIL SHE RUNS OUT OF ENERGY?
Why does hyperactive sex sound so fucking amazing

>>12554872
Absolutely fantastic. I love this
I am incredibly horny now. This is peak sex

>>12489768
Yeah, with Nene forcing Towa to fuck herself with her tail

Quick reminder that there is a chance Nene browses this place looking for people being horny for her with DeepL
Do remember to mention if you masturbate to her. I recently came a giant load to her

AAAAAAAA I WANT TO SEX NENE I NEED TO SEX NENE GOD I WILL DRIVE ALL ENERGY OUT OF THIS WOMAN HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT TO FUCK ALL THE HYPERACTIVITY OUT OF HER AND THEN SHOWER HER

I will corrupt Kanata

>>10955627
You just criticized Gura then!

>>10053958
>shits thread up on cooldown
>”why are people posting Hololive members shitting up the Hololive thread by doing so”
You’re funny, never leave

I REALLY WANT TO FINGER WATAME TO AN ORGASM

ALRIGHT BUDDY. I want not your hottest and lewdest Subaru and/or Flare, I simply want the cutest and purest image of Subaru and/or Flare you could possibly provide!

Screw your bullshit narratives, I don’t want them. I want only your cutest and purest Pekora and/or Kiara image!