/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Polpol!

>>55591960

>>55274275
hey hooman

>>49705109
>5k
lmao at your entire life

Who covers it first
https://youtu.be/51GIxXFKbzk

Why does Laplus laugh like a Californian surfer now

>>45337819
>9:02 PM

I LOVE OMARU POLKAPUPU

AME LITEARLLY GAVE GURA PTSD
HOLY PWNZONE

>>32569306
I knew not taking my meds would pay off!

>>31762898
based clussy enjoyer

>>28546698
finally a good take in this thread

everyday i hope and pray at least one of the new holostarENs is a black guy, the BBC and BLACKED jokes will never not be funny

>>27177817
but but but muh more intimate interactions

>>27101388
today~

>>23746775
>sñuts
The ESL shitskin reveals himself.

POLKA IS MY WIFE. I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS. I WILL NOT. BECAUSE I ONLY NEED POLKA. POLKA IS MY MEDS. I TAKE MY DAILY DOSE OF POLKA EVERY DAY. NEVER MEDS. BECAUSE POLKA IS MY MEDS AND POLKA IS MY WIFE. MY LOVELY MEDS. MY LOVELY LOVELY POLKA. SHE IS MY WIFE AND SHE IS ALL THE MEDS I NEED. I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS. BECAUSE I HAVE POLKA. WHO I WILL TAKE EVERY DAY BECAUSE SHE IS MY LOVELY WIFE. I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS. I WILL ONLY TAKE POLKA. BECAUSE MY LOVELY POLKA IS MY LOVELY WIFE AND NOT MEDS. MEDS ARE NOT MY WIFE. MY WIFE IS POLKA. I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS. I WILL TAKE MY WIFE. MY LOVELY WIFE, POLKA. SHE IS MY MEDS. MY MEDS ARE POLKA. I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS. BECAUSE IF I TAKE MY MEDS THEN MY LOVELY POLKA WILL NOT BE MY LOVELY WIFE. SO, I DON'T TAKE MY MEDS. I TAKE POLKA. WHO IS MY MEDS. I AM ALREADY TAKING MY MEDS. BECAUSE I AM TAKING POLKA. MY LOVELY WIFE. WHO IS NOT MEDS. SHE IS MY MEDS. I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS. BECAUSE POLKA IS MY WIFE. I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS.

>>22852809
Just ask monkey, she'll tell you.

>>20998090
Still not as straining as Polka's.
Polka's great but damn was it rough.

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

>>20599378
she is okay she isn't an unstable menhera just depressed and sentimental sometimes

>>18982580
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>revived streamer from the pre-nijishit period of streams still mogs nijishitty

>obsessed with numbers
>based on animal
>talks nonstop
>high pitch voice
Pink Peko