/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Faumei + Rissa + Biboo is the one true collab

On one hand, if a girl's short, she's cute. One the other hand, she has to have guardians around her or else people will try to fucking kidnap her and pick her up off the streets.

Vergil also uses Beowulf and Force Edge too. Surely she wouldn't ignore these types of weapons as well.

>>74714731
She's absolute shit.

>>74630759
I've become so fed up with clutch claw with my 400 hours I've invested in MHW that I just put on Rocksteady or Temporal mantles and ignore taking damage entirely. There's only very few monsters in the game that can counter you just blatantly ignoring the rules.
I have fucking had enough with clutch claw. I love the game and I think it's addicting as fuck, but clutch claw can eat my shit.

Bijou started off this stream hilariously. I was fucking laughing my ass off while making food.

Buff as fuck Astroganger Nerissa running for Kiara's ass and Mococo's tummy made me laugh.

>Everybody in the chat singing Sonic songs together
Comfy.

I love the way this fucking idiot laughs at herself. That's the kind of laugh you let out when you really know you fucked up and you know EXACTLY why you're a moron.

>>69936651
Fuck Shiori in the ass while holding her head under water, occasionally raising her head back up so she can get some air and relief before immediately dunking her head back in. Just curious to see how much of a mess her makeup would be, you know?

>>69855935
I feel the exact opposite. Bijou being a little Thai sexdoll is erotic as fuck to me but Gura being a dirty mold growing slimeball is one of the least attractive things possible to me. I also don't think shark teeth are sexy so a lot of it has to do with Gura's character design as well. In comparison, I just wanna grab Bijou's head and push her face into the pillow while I prone bone the fucking living daylights out of her.

The bracken can usually be avoided if you remember to turn around often. I was in a nightmare scenario getting chased by a lot of things in the mansion before and I had to keep looking around to get this motherfucker off my back.

>>66098308
She will be a 5view this year and you will like it JPfag

>>65974447
Amelia Watson is the fucking Kubo of vtubers. She improvised the shit out of that.

GUN
SWORD
TRICK
ROYALGUA-
GUN
TRICK
SWORD
ROYAL
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>>65602435
What, did she get fucking fat again? I'm gonna lift up her shirt and slap her stomach to make fun of her.
>>65602459
No.

Putting Fauna at 2x speed is pretty fun. Try it when she starts reading the nomai ruins.

What's the point of replying to people who make blatantly provoking posts like a moron instead of simply talking about which HoloID girl's pussy you'd eat out for 30+ minutes until your tongue gets tired?

Well? Are you gonna answer which girl?

>>63016565
I want to fuck Bijou's dumb fucking face.

Does anyone else think condoms in drawn porn are really tasteless and kind of dull? I just saw a picture of Bijou sucking cock but she had used condoms tied around her crown and I thought that was fucking retarded. Let's consider a few things:

1. Displaying a bunch of condoms just looks silly and doesn't necessarily come across as erotic. It feels more comedic. Maybe normalfags have too much of an obsession with condoms?
2. Why would you even take the time to tie the condoms around a girl's head, horns, her belt, or whatever other clothing or accessories she has?
3. And finally, the most important point, IT'S FUCKING DRAWN PORN. It's not real, so why the fuck are we even including condoms in the first place? Everything should be nakadashi or her body should be getting glazed with cum.

Do you think a 4'7" Thai womanchild who needs to be reminded to eat food and drink water knows how to kiss?

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>>62164469
I think if you're gonna be a porn artist, you should acquire a skill for drawing cocks. There's no reason you shouldn't be striving to make everything look nice in your porn. Ishikei is a prime example of someone who draws fat, aesthetically pleasing cocks in their porn.

Why wouldn't you draw a nice cock in your porn? You'll make it nicer overall if you do. In the same way nobody wants to see gross, Raita torpedo swingers that look more like misshapen water balloons, nobody wants to see a scrunched up, broken, Gollum looking cock.

I think Bijou is most suited to suspended congress.

>Can fight the superboss gigabitch supreme cheating cunt that is Malenia single-handedly with a stick with a rock on the end of it
>Can't collect gas canisters and hay without spilling her nuggies