/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76393281
Fuck no. I don't understand where these people who want to get the shit beaten out of them come from.

>>72188250
>Noel
Psychopath who's afraid of most guys.
>Lamy
Also crazy, has huge potential to be obsessed with you in a very scary manner. Would put her pubes in a cake she bakes for you.
>Polka
Another crazy woman. Plays things off casually but would blow herself up by activating her clown horn to trigger a remote explosive if you don't cum inside her.
>Shiori
Just a weirdo who has a twisted idea of how things would go after having sex.
>Matsuri
Would be into casual fucking but will be completely disinterested in you afterwards and giving you the cold shoulder while ghosting you.
>Choco
Doesn't actually want to fuck at all. There would be some weird prerequisite that you didn't meet and would make you feel like you did everything wrong.
>Irys
Actually so fucking dumb to a comical level that she'd have no idea how to fuck even in the slightest way. Somehow has less womanly charm than Aqua and that's a true feat of strength.
>Aqua
Barely functioning. Barely breathing. It's like fucking a fleshlight but you'd probably scar her for life.
>Zeta
Would ironically have sex in an attempt to make people laugh. Zero feeling.
>Kobo
You might kill her with your dick, but outside of that, she's a skeletal creature who wouldn't fuck that well.

Why is every girl who's such a fucking dork in Hololive somehow the most attractive?

>>60291752
This means there's a large amount of people between the ages 25 to 44 who are spamming emotes constantly at every opportunity. Isn't that fucking crazy?

>>59051569

>>57121039
I also don't feel like Okayu's particularly sexy.