/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42320033
I wonder if it was like 'yeah that's a 30 yearold, no one wants to see that'

I like Vshojo and Marine, but I think if she were part of Vshojo, she wouldn't have 2 million subs.

Oh shit is she gonna do it, is she gonna flip to her old bikini and take off her top and hotpants?

I know there's on way they're doing that outside of paywall, but one can hope right..

I kind of like how layered that video actually is. On the surface you got her being horny as usual, but underneath it carries the more dire message of "someone fucking take me and start a family with me before its too late", she even says "save me" a few times to transition into different parts of the song. This is kind of too dark for marine to be comfortable with, so she adds in a few throw away gags, like her appearing to hump the door, while trying to pull it open, the nod to that portal vid of hers where she spanks herself, and that split second "I'm horny" text transition before she goes and blows away that church with her lust. Then there's the ending where shes locked in her box still, which could represent her wanting to be saved, or her complaining about being restricted by something, which is also interesting.

Imagine getting mad at butts.

>>23007321
Bro those are posers, the real shits are the ones on floor 27 blasting unison 24/7. Id rather be on floor 17 listening to Ahoy all night long.

You told me they were in my walls, but you didn't say which walls you meant. Now I'm horny and its all your fault!.

I took your meds today, and your oshi called me to tell me you weren't real. But I don't have a cellphone, and I don't want your oshi.

I project my voices into your walls at night so you can hear them scream at you.

Turns out you can't hear them but I still can.

It also turns out you aren't real but I still am.

This was all calculated, but man am I bad at math.

>>19443748
my god
the truth was in front of us this whole time
shes played us all for fools with the greatest meta joke ever

I love how the thread went from concernfagging to discussing whether Marine has a boyfriend or not to speculating on the reasons for her depression to finally being a horny thread.
unlike the anon who always complain that the thread is shit like a faggot i unironically enjoy this general this way.

>>6069007
am i cursed now?

>Reine knows Duke
Wait, what the fuck? This is the biggest direct reference to 4chan aside from Mori being Mori.

>>2910858
>noooo I get to decide what pirating means

>>2636568
>he doesn't know

How dusty are Bat and Kimi's wombs?

>That moment you realize every JP holo literally knew eachother from way before hololive and a lot of them were friends for years
>That moment you realize Hololive is run by nepotism