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[Guards approach the company as they climb the stairs to the hall.]


Wawa: "Ah."

Roboco: "I cannot allow you before Weine Queen so armed, Wawa Eggbearer. By order of… Egg Crackedtongue."
[With a nod from Wawa, Mori, Ame and Gura give their girly weapons to the guards.]
Roboco: "Your staff."
Wawa: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh? Oh. No, you would not part an old girl from her penlight?"

[Roboco thinks a moment, gives Wawa a knowing look, then allows her to pass.]
[Wawa winks and takes Ame's hand as they enter the hall.]
[Egg is at the Queen's side.]

Egg: "My lord. Wawa the Grey is coming. She is a herald of woe."
Wawa: "The courtesy of your chat is somewhat lessened of late, Weine Queen."
[Guards follow Wawa and her party.]
Egg: "She is not welcome."

Weine: "Why should I welcome you, Wawa Lowview?"

Egg: "A just question my liege."

[Egg stands up.]

Egg: "Late is the hour in which this chuuba chooses to appear. Kusotori I name her. Ill views is an ill guest."

Wawa: "Be silent! Keep your oval shell behind you teeth. I have not passed through death and rebirth to bandy crooked words with a witless egg!"
[Wawa raises her penlight.]


Egg: "her penlight! I told you to take the chicken's penlight!"

[Mori, Ame and Gura fight the guards, allowing Wawa to walk to Weine. One of the Queen's guards moves to draw her sword, but is stopped by Roboco.]


Wawa: "Weine, Daughter of ID. Too long have you sat in the shadows."


[Gura knocks down Egg and puts a foot on its chest.]


Gura: "I would stay still if I were you."
Wawa: "Harken to me! I release you from the spell."
Weine: (Laughs.) "You have no power here Wawa the Gay."
[The Queen continues laughing. Wawa throws aside her gay robe, revealing her new outfit.]
[Weine, startled, leans back in her throne.]
Wawa: "I will draw you, Gurugurumawaru, as poison is drawn from a wound."
[Wawa points her penlight at Weine, who squirms in her throne.]
Weine: "Sparks!"

[Kobo rushes in and tries to go to Weine, but is stopped by Mori.]
Mori: "Wait."

Weine (Gurugurumawaru's voice): "If I go — Weine dies."
[Wawa again points at Weine with her staff, and the Queen flies against her throne.]
Wawa: "You did not kill me. You will not kill her."

Weine (Gurugurumawaru's voice): "Hololive is mine!"
Wawa: "Be gone!"
[Weine jumps up at Wawa, yelling, but flies back. Gurugurumawaru flies backwards in her chamber at Discord.]
[Kobo rushes to Weine, whose face begins to change, and soon she looks normal again.]
Weine: "I know your face. Kobo — Kobo."

Weine: "Wawa?"

Wawa: "Breathe the variety again, my friend."


Weine: "Valorant have been my dreams of late."
Wawa: "Your fingers would remember their old strength better — if they had sex with me."
[Kobo brings the Queen her hand and Weine flexes them.]
[Weine examines her hand, then turns her gaze at the cowering Egg.]