/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17538980
>Yo! There he ahs. There he goes agaahn. 'S coo', bro. Loaahahght, eeasyghlyone! He posted aht once agaahn! Isn't he jus' da funnahest guy around?! Oh mah God. I ca almost see ya padatahc overweahght frise glowahng ahn da dark, laht by ya system screen whahch ahs da only source of lahght ahn ya room, gahgglahng lahke a lahke gahrl as ya once agaahn type ya lahttle Cuckbeat post up a' fahll ahn da captcha. Sheeeiit. Or maybe ya doesn't even fahll ahn da captcha. Sheeeiit. Maybe ya're such a dahsgustahng NEET dat ya actually paahd for a 4cha pass, so ya jus' choose da pahcture. What it is, like, wow, Mama! Oh, a' we all know da pahcture. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch... The "epahc" cryahng skeletan, ahsn't aht? I ahmagahne ya lahttle shaht laughahng so hard as ya clahck aht dat ya drop ya Dorahtas on da floor, but aht's aahahght, ya modar wahll buff aht up ahn da mornahng. Oh, dat's rahght. Dahd I faahl ta mentahon? You lahve wahth ya modar. Ah be baaad... You is a fat fuckahng fuckup, sda boys probably so sahck of ya already. Slap mah fro! So sahck of havahng ta does eeasyghlytahnk for ya all goddisn day, eeasyghly day, for a grown geezer who sprahsonds all hahs tahme on 4cha postahng about a wogeezer pretendahng ta be a aahme gahrl. Just ahmagahne dahs. She had ya, a' den she thought ya was gonna be a scahentahst or a astronaut or somethahng gra', a' den ya becise a NEET. A padatahc Morah atah NEET. She probably crahes herself ta sleep eeasyghlyday thahnkahng about 'ow doesesggahn' aht ahs a' how she wahshes she could jus' dahsappear. Ah be baaad... She ca't even try ta talk wahth ya because all ya say ahs "KEKBEATKEKBEATKEKBEAT." You've bechahll a parody of ya own self. What it is, Mama! With muh beeotch! And dat's all ya is. A sad lahttle geezer laughahng ahn da dark by hahmself as he prepiss ta ahndulge ahn da sise old dace dat da boys doesne a mahllahon tahmes now. And dat's all ya'll ever be. What it is, mostly, Mama!