/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>67211575
can't wait till Vaegir Marksman finally quits Niji

>>66577701

>>1588860
>imagine being this far in denial

>>1006410
All me again. I keep one-upping you, kiddo! Gib meh moar yooz! XD

>played college football and was drafted into the NFL
>had a once in a lifetime opportunity and flunked out of that
>immediately scouted by Booker T, a legitimate hall of famer and massively successful professional wrestler to come train as a pro wrestler under his wing and tutelage
>thanks to the FIVE TIME world champ's connections with WWE (and the fact that he's a 6'7 250 pound giganigga), he gets offered a contract by WWE less than a year into his pro wrestling "career"
>once again a golden opportunity falls into his lap
>piddles around in developmental and never goes anywhere, never makes it onto TV
>after stagnating for 4 years, another opportunity falls into his lap
>this time Paul Heyman (somehow) sees potential in him and pulls strings to get him on the commentary team
>cannot help himself but to constantly spew memes and make dumb anime references on live television
>quickly pulled off and kicked back to performance center
>he tries to cope and say that he was taken off commentary because he was "too big"
>roughly a year later, given an opportunity once again and made part of an angle/stable on the main roster
>displays that he has learned almost nothing and is still green as fuck despite having been in WWE's training system for SIX YEARS, to the point where Vince himself singles him out as one of several shitters that need to go back to the performance center and train (again (lmao))
>now instead of trying to get his shit together, he's trying to jump on the vtuber trend because he knows it's only a matter of time until they pull the plug on this shitty Retribution angle, and then his "career"
It's kind of sad to see someone who is so naturally gifted continually squander all the opportunities in his life, because he's more interested in shitposting on twitter, streaming shit games to a few hundred people and LARPing as a dakimakura-owning NEET otaku for e-cred than actually applying himself and working to make the best use of his talent. But at the same time, it's somewhat comforting to know that no matter how naturally gifted and talented someone from 4chan is, no matter what kind of serendipity they experience in their lives, they can never shed the skin of being an utter walking embarrassment and they cannot help but to constantly seek failure. KWAB.

Brennan if you read this (and I bet you will), you should probably stop fucking around and consider getting a real job for the first time in your life. It's time to grow up. You have a family.