/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Don't use my son to shitpost

>>33687853
>WHY DID I HAVE TO BE A BOY
>I WANT TO MAKE EASY MONEY TO
retarded wosebud forgot who the popular livers in Nijisanji are
just go be the adorable femboy chuuba you were meant to be

>>33216687
No, bad Famillie. No Milo for you.

Luca is doing the classic trick of befriending lots of female friends so he becomes 80% more approachable to other women....mainly those female lucubs he's trying to groom....

If just being nice to women is considered flirting and gets me laid I would've had a gf by now. WHERE IS SHE?

aha ha hahaha Sonny my woman haha ha ha ha

I refuse to get into One Piece with how many fucking chapters there are and Hunter X Hunter fans are incredibly fucking pretentious so I refuse to get into a series for allegedly one (1) good arc and attach myself to them. Fuck you Famelira if you're down to fight you better kill me or fuck me.

>>24984795
Get the fuck away from me you weird homosexual

>>23318776
no

Are Filipino men truly the strongest people in the world?

>>22587756
No eating

>>21961494
Uki Uki Daiunchi!

Hey Lucubs, did Luca find the chest in Elden Ring that teleports you to the spooky part of the map or did he just drop the game before anything like that?

“You’re pretty POG at this, dude.”

Mysta snickered at the sudden remark, which unfortunately caused him to choke on Luca’s ridiculously big dick. Seriously, why the hell was it so big? Wasn’t it enough that his boobs were massive? Fucking hell, it wasn’t fair that Mysta’s features were… lackluster in comparison. It didn’t matter how many times his gorgeous partners said otherwise. Life just wasn’t fair.

A warm hand settled on his head, frantically petting through the brown strands.

“S-Sorry, are you okay? Do you wanna stop?” Luca’s gentle worry was visible in his expression. Mysta felt his face soften a little at the sweetness of the gesture. Luca often felt too pure, at times. It made Mysta feel a bit awkward introducing him to the sexual world. But he was an adult, and he’d made it crystal clear how much he wanted in on it.

“Yeah, man. I’m fine.” Mysta’s voice was a little rough after being throat-fucked. One glance at his red lips, spit-slick and shiny with Luca’s fluids, had Luca looking away from the erotic sight.

Mysta’s reassuring smile quickly turned mischievous. “Just thinking about how you say ‘POG’ every time we fuck.”

Luca let out a hearty laugh. His face was tinged with a fierce blush that spread even to the tips of his ears.

“Dude, I can’t help it. You’re just so… sexy. Y’know?” He rubbed the back of his head shyly. Luca’s embarrassment was always hilarious to witness. Even back when they were doing no homo bro-jobs, he’d been a mess, coming within minutes of Mysta’s hand clenching tight around his cock. Mysta had enjoyed thumbing the slit until precome oozed out, groping his meaty pecs until the nipples stiffened, and licking lewdly into that open mouth. He wondered if Luca could be persuaded into getting nipple piercings.

“Why thank you. You’re pretty PogChampion yourself.” He burst into laughter when Luca groaned.

“Alright bro, shut up and sugma dick already.” Luca placed a large hand on Mysta's head, nudging him back towards his neglected dick.

Mysta encased Luca’s cock in his mouth, giving a smug and sloppy “Mmmhmm” in response. He made quick work of it with his experienced tongue, reaching every part of it until Luca went insane. His pants and moans were way too erotic. Luca was adorably clenching the bedsheets and letting out little whines as he resisted the urge to fuck up into the warm cavern. One day Mysta would be able to convince Luca that deep-throating was okay. Luca seemed to think that Mysta would actually die on Luca’s cock if he tried it. For now, he’d just lick it like it was the world’s most delicious Magnum.

In short order, Luca let out an embarrassingly high-pitched moan and came thickly into Mysta’s mouth. Mysta instinctively tried to recoil at the salty taste, but reminded himself that alpha males don’t spit. The sticky remnants clung to his mouth as he opened it wide to show off to Luca.

Luca was staring slack-jawed at him. He gulped before uttering a single word.

“...POG.”

>>20205641
My rice purity is at 97, and it's going to stay there.

>>20153256
LIGMA BALLS

>>19789512
>the Girls Und Panzer version

>>19546172
then why are retards still talking about our neighbor /here/?

>>19497171
>Pentomo
Wrong once more, homosexual.

>>19277383
THE POG TRAIN NEVER STOPS

>>19272174
SHUT THE FUCK UP PENTOMO 23 AND 24 ISN'T OLD

>>19262492
die bitch

THANK UKI FOR TAKING THE FUJOS AWAY FROM SONNY RIGHT FUCKING NOW