/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52962234
Diagnosed?

>>52962294
>the ocean of evidence at this point
What do you mean? I haven't been diagnosed therefore the problem doesn't exists I DON'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALA

>>50371601
Yeah…
>>50371615
Me too bud, me too…
https://youtu.be/JKzisE3pT5U

So I met this lady at the bar the other night. I got to talking her up and she seemed pretty interested in me, so I figured I'd ask for her number. That's when she hits me with it, "I've got a husband."
"Well," I say, "I hear two's great, but three's-awe-some!"
I didn't get her number.

>>46348412
>never mind I'll never say it again

>>39720209
>rosemis butthole

>Millie literally creaming her pants over Sonny while Fulgur looks on

RIP

And we're back. This is Mr. Rose Bud, and I feel something magic in the air tonight. And I'm not just talking about the schizos.

It's just about time to get (you) some news.

According to a new report, violent rape is on a sharp decline in /NijiEN/. The report credits the decline of the population of Pomudachi in the area.
In possibly related news, local rrat dealers report an overall decrease in their standard of living.

One more story for you...

The mysterious deaths of several anons around /NijiEN/, including a Famillie, have led some to suspect a serial killer may be responsible.
No suspects have been identified, but aloupeeps are advised to be on the lookout for the so-called Avian Killer.

That's all I have for you. This is Mr. Rose Bud, wishing you ladylike luck tonight.