/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30007060
yes

*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*

I need to marry Choco

You love hags, but are you doing your reps to make them love you?

>>12551461
>he thinks they wouldn't do it for tons of money

I want to have sex with Choco's voice.

>>9215210
>>9220035
>>9220090
>>9220526
>>9221072
It's Choco for sure. All the other holos keep mentioning that she's organized, tidy and extremely girly.

>>8222543
Her voice is pure sex.

>>7528462

>>5642971
I want to bang her up her ass while she plays Apex.

>>5295009
She doesn't even talk that much about lewd topics. The lewdest things she does is pushing Luna to lez out with Subaru when they collab. And the occasional ASMR maybe once a month because youtube shadowbans you if you do too many. You've probably never watched any of her streams. There's way lewder holos to choose from.

>>4701007
Choco's voice is pure sex and anyone who disagrees is a fag.
Pink cat has nothing on her.

>>4602458
Imagine a world without Susan's people.

>>3806301
To be entirely honest, Choco already knew the whole deal. Rushia had a problem. Why, yes, everyone in this asylum of a class had a problem in their unique ways, but still. She liked her fans. Loved them. It was unlike anything she's ever seen before, Rushia had an utterly parasocial relationship with her whole fanbase, bordering on stalker behavior sometimes. She once hacked a guy's account to find his phone number and make a call to tell him good morning, and he wasn't even a member! Anyway. Her addiction to being validated, doting, just general human interaction with people she knew find her interesting instead of droll and creepy absolutely shredded her sleep schedule. She would stay online way past midnight, wake up and find out that she missed either half the classes or all of them — and English was usually in the morning — hate herself for a few hours, order takeout and have a guerilla stream. It was no way to live, and she's asked Choco for help, in her capacity as a nurse. Choco explained the idea of hyperbolic discounting and akrasia to her (the girl wasn't words-dumb) and prescribed melatonin... only for Rushia to do the opposite of what's prescribed and take it at five o clock in the morning when she would go to sleep anyway, instead of when she should have (the girl was brains-dumb). Choco knew of all this as a nurse, but as a teacher nonetheless pointed at the string of X-es and asked Rushia to explain them to her. She listened patiently, only interrupting with a few pointed questions that didn't change the story much — it was sad, it was understandable, and it was dumb as shit.

By the time Rushia finished stammering through her explanation, she was already borderline in tears, and some part of Choco's heart hated to see it. A fairly small one, though, since she was a demon after all. She cocked her head. "I get what you're going through, and you're going to need help — I'll put in the word for higher management." Assholes treated her like a cash cow and not much more. No respect for the human being behind the screen. "However, this is my English class, and you chose to neglect coming to it because it felt like the easier way for you. You have responsibilities, and you should not skimp on them. Thank you for coming in today, because you will have to remind your classmates what happens otherwise. Uruha Rushia, if you would get over my knee, please?"

Rushia's face, already pink, flushed bright red all over. She leaned over and said, as quietly as possible, something to the tune of "Choco-sensei, please let's do this in private, it's too embarrassing!" Choco took another sip from her glass of ice water and adjusted her glasses.
"First off, that's Miss Yuzuki for you, this is still an English class. Second, serving as an example for your classmates is why you're here. Third, this wasn't a question, I was just being polite. In conclusion, get your MAGICAL LITTLE BEHIND over here so you remember showing it up sometimes!"

Now that bit of theatrics got a few laughs. Some of them nervous, but mostly people were interested in seeing this happen. It wasn't that... people hated Rushia, exactly, Choco would not have been doing this if anyone did, but she was aloof, slow to make friends and easy to anger, rarely paying attention to the classmates outside of her group. Combined with her success, it made people feel like she was haughty and elitist. Many thought it was a long time coming, and frankly, it was.

Rushia carefully laid herself across Choco's lap. The desk was in the right corner, her chair behind it in such a way that someone lying across would have their top or their bottom half hidden from the audience's view, depending on whether you lay down from the left or from the right. What will all your friends see today, your panties or your tears? Rushia decided on the tears, apparently. A fine choice. Choco was interested in seeing them today, too. Rushia's skirt was still down, but Choco decided not to scold her for it — the poor girl's heart was already beating too fast. Carefully, using only her fingertips, she neatly and slowly raised her captive's dress, like a child sneaking a peek at presents on Christmas Eve. Today's offer turned out to be so exciting she barely stopped herself from gasping.

cont.

I would take her out on a nice date, and then I would cleanse her mind, body, and soul with my powerful virgin seed.