/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Go into Hololive thread
>Shitposts
>Anons saying she was fired and deserved it
>Go into Nijisanji thread where someone brought it up
>"That sucks"
>"I feel sorry for her fans"
>One guy says he's going to shitpost about is
>The rest of the thread tells him to fuck off
Hmm...

>>6677780
Ame would make the most sense, she would have the best drugs

Holy shit I was masturbating and busted a nut just as I got the youtube notification, is this what they call destiny?

>>3246323
Noticing your expression of horror, she immediately begins damage control.

"I did it again! I'm really sleepy, that's why. I forgot that you still have memories from this timeline instead of your real ones. That girl's several times great grandfather was a serial killer in Victorian England. He made Jack the Ripper look like a poser, but I got him arrested after his very first murder using time travel. I saved a whole bunch of people, and got rid of that girl too, since they guy never got to have kids. Now I've finally got you back, and the memory serum is almost done. With it I'll be able to fix your amnesia, and everything will be back to normal!"

You try to sit up and begin raising concerns, but you realize very quickly that your body no longer has the strength to move, nor can your tongue move in any coherent pattern. The girl worriedly looks to you before explaining.

"Shoot, I forgot to mention the injection I just gave you! The memory serum has to go right into the brainstem, so I gave you something so you don't squirm when I insert it. The memory serum took a lot of science to make too. It's some pretty fancy stuff, but basically I can use my own DNA, which came from our timeline, to overwrite all of your fake memories and give you back your real ones. Pretty impressive stuff, huh? Aren't you proud your girlfriend is ALSO a doctor?"

Panic overtakes you as you realize the severity of your current situation, but there's nothing you can do as the girl stretches, hops off the couch and goes to take a mixture from the work table and place it into another syringe. She sits you up and takes the needle in one hand, the point sitting at the back of your neck as she stares dreamily into your eyes. There is a bit of fear and something darker darting across them, but it seems like her love for "you" has drowned out most of those other feelings. Positioning you so you are sitting upright and seated normally on the couch, she straddles your lap, her folded knees on either side of your hips. She takes your chin in her other hand and brings you in for a soft yet heavy kiss as the needle pierces flesh. Your mind swims with thoughts, and as you lose consciousness again you get the distinct impression not all of them were your own, as the embrace of this stranger suddenly seems a tad familiar.

>>3246323
Noticing your expression of horror, she immediately begins damage control.

"I did it again! I'm really sleepy, that's why. I forgot that you still have memories from this timeline instead of your real ones. That girl's several times great grandfather was a serial killer in Victorian England. He made Jack the Ripper look like a poser, but I got him arrested after his very first murder using time travel. I saved a whole bunch of people, and got rid of that girl too, since they guy never got to have kids. Now I've finally got you back, and the memory serum is almost done. With it I'll be able to fix your amnesia, and everything will be back to normal!"

You try to sit up and begin raising concerns, but you realize very quickly that your body no longer has the strength to move, nor can your tongue move in any coherent pattern. The girl worriedly looks to you before explaining.

"Shoot, I forgot to mention the injection I just gave you! The memory serum has to go right into the brainstem, so I gave you something so you don't squirm when I insert it. The memory serum took a lot of science to make too. It's some pretty fancy stuff, but basically I can use my own DNA, which came from our timeline, to overwrite all of your fake memories and give you back your real ones. Pretty impressive stuff, huh? Aren't you proud your girlfriend is ALSO a doctor?"

Panic overtakes you as you realize the severity of your current situation, but there's nothing you can do as the girl stretches, hops off the couch and goes to take a mixture from the work table and place it into another syringe. She sits you up and takes the needle in one hand, the point sitting at the back of your neck as she stares dreamily into your eyes. There is a bit of fear and something darker darting across them, but it seems like her love for "you" has drowned out most of those other feelings. Positioning you so you are sitting upright and seated normally on the couch, she straddles your lap, her folded knees on either side of your hips. She takes your chin in her other hand and brings you in for a soft yet heavy kiss as the needle pierces flesh. Your mind swims with thoughts, and as you lose consciousness again you get the distinct impression not all of them were your own, as the embrace of this stranger suddenly seems a tad familiar.
It was the perfect evening to spend with your soulmate, and you knew it. That's why you were sat so comfortably on the couch with your girlfriend, watching an episode of an anime you were re-watching together. It seemed like an evening so special yet so mundane that it felt like it was made just for the two of you to enjoy together in your uniquely perfect life. It even had those memorable little imperfections, like when she accidentally ruined the tension in a scene with her distinctive hiccup, causing the two of you to burst into laughter. It was that moment you realized there wasn't a single girl in the world that would make you happier than Amelia Watson.

It's vaccination time anon...

Do you like her smell?

>Sometimes you can [...]ack off
if you say so ame