/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

When do you predict they’ll hold the next Hololive auditions

There was a time
When I was alone
Nowhere to go
And no place to call home
My only friend was the man in the moon
And even sometimes he would go away too

The one night as I closed my eyes
I saw a shadow flying high
He came to me with the sweetest smile
Told me he wanted to talk for a while

He said “Chumbuddy, that’s what they call me.
I promise that you’ll never be lonely”
And ever since that day

I am a lost shark, from Hololive
Usually hanging out with chumbuddy
And when we’re bored we play in the woods
Always on the run from Holomyth
Run, run, lost shark, they say to me
Away from all of reality

Hololive is home to lost sharks like me
And lost sharks like me are free

Hololive is home to lost sharks like me
And lost sharks like me are free

He sprinkled me in pixie dust and told me to believe
Believe in him and believe in me
“Together we will fly away, in a cloud of green
To your beautiful destiny”
As we soared above the town that never loved me
I realized I finally had a family
Soon enough we reached Hololive
Peacefully my feet hit the sand
And ever since that day

I am a lost shark, from Hololive
Usually hanging out with chumbuddy
And when we’re bored we play in the woods
Always on the run from Holomyth

Run, run, lost shark, they say to me
Away from all of reality

Hololive is home to lost sharks like me
And lost sharks like me are free

Hololive is home to lost sharks like me
And lost sharks like me are free

I want to give this Shark the tightest possible bearhug you can imagine right now

>>9415981
I don’t but I should really start praying for her nightly. She’s a blessing from Heaven after all. I think she’s one of those people Christ himself ordained to be someone of great influence, spreading happiness to those that need it.

>just remembered I have popcorn left in the pantry

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

I think it's really something special that momma shark is part of the audience. Warms my heart.

>>8881722
Godspeed and stay safe anon, we'll see you when you get back.

Definitely the type of girl who wants to try something weird, hate it, then try it again and again

>wake up
>shark schedule
>PC fixed
Yay!

Love this shark. In love with this shark. Always thinking about this shark.

>>6480967
She's so sweet not to worry us. As if it's going to stop us.

Imagine trying to shit up a perfectly good thread.

>>5824900
A lady this fine deserves a ring on her finger ASAP.

>>5633230
>you should trust her to tell us if someone goes too far
What I trust her to do is laugh it off for the sake of her audience. She knows that when she's obviously sad it hurts us. Even if it did hit hurt her feelings she'd control it for our sake.

It's because of that I'm not going to sit here and stress over it because. She wouldn't want me to. It just upsets me that a lot of people don't think about her feelings at all. If you were at work and somebody said something hurtful to you would you show it?

Are there any other here that also love, Gawr Gura?

>>5198111
>Poor gooruh wants to keep chatting
What she needs to do is go eat. Girl needs someone to take care of her properly. I want to be her house husband so bad.

>>5105438
If she says it herself then nobody needs to tell her. Come on bud, it doesn't have to be like this.

>>5035643
That's not a very considerate thing to say Anon. What would Gura think?

>>4965855
Of course I do Anon. I want to give her a nice meal not an arterial occlusion.

Don't get distracted, she'll be back with us in a few hours. You want to make her proud don't you? Do your reps.

>>4846447
That's too far anon, I would at that point break away from everything. Her singing old songs like "Can't take my eyes off you" is the only bit of hope I have. I swear her smile is the only thing keeping me here.

I love Gura and Gura 2.0 Cat Edition.