/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Fast forward a few years, a former Kiryu kai talking to a newfag in livechat
Kiryu kai: But the only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability.
Kiryu kai: Well, we had to let the chinks and the CCP loose, and of course they rratted us out.
Kiryu kai: The clips didn't matter. Once it got out she said Taiwan on stream, oh, man, the collabs were banned and Coco lost her job and her monetization.
Kiryu kai: But don't feel too bad for her. She's doing very well as a small tech company investor. She seems very happy.
Newfag: How do you know?
>Shows the channel of a new dragon Vtuber with a Mickey Mouse voice.
Kiryu kai: Got to go. Meme review.
>Posts a "guess who?" meme on a new subreddit
Vtuber Kouhai 1: You know how she likes it.
Vtuber Kouhai 2: Thanks, Kaigai Niki.
Vtuber Kouhai 2: Can I interest you in a tier list this evening?
New Dragon Vtuber: Don't you always?
Vtuber Kouhai 2: Which one would you like?
>New Dragon Vtuber looks at Kiryu kai
New Dragon Vtuber: Surprise me!
>Le festin gets louder
Kanata's voice in the background: Hey, believe me, that story gets better when I tell it, okay?