/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Had a dream with Alban in it, as my roommate. We went shopping at Tesco together, and he insisted on adding more and more random items to the basket - things like frying pans we didn't need, and sweets, and gloves. He paid for all of the shopping with cash, then as soon as we were out of the shop turned to me and admitted he'd done a line directly before leaving the house.
I started driving us home, and he did a key bump as soon as we got on the road, then begged me to take him to Starbucks. He started actually crying when I said I didn't want to take his high ass to Starbucks, so I caved and did.
Apparently his order is a mocha cookie frappuccino with an espresso shot.
You people have poisoned even my dreams.