/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A fantastic job /vt/. The Dante video you made for Gura was able to break that water dam that was Gura's eyes and caused the tears to overflow. You all did well and the video was so much better than Discord's. Truly magnificent work. And another super special happy birthday to our favorite pettan Shark.
While Temma's doing his JAPANESE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSON for today in his eigo stream, meaning he's going be done real soon.
So friends, where we at? That mousepad is seriously way too goddamn cute.

Watching Ame obtain all the power she need in Half Life Alyx. She has A GUN. And she's using it to its best capabilities by holding up a corpse by the neck and putting a bullet in its brain, jesus christ I still can't beelieve Ame did that.
While Daisenpai is currently upgrading her Axolotl aquarium, while having a nice calm chat with her viewers, giggling adorably at times.
While Noel finally got the armor and weapons she needed from forging so now her journey to save the world continues. Her skills have become even stronger too, this knight's gonna go far.
While Pekora's got Knightly Ichiban's back as she takes on goverment and yakuza officials alike in Yakuza 7.
So friends, where we at?

My oshi Ayame is getting interviewed over at Shiishii's channel today. If you want to listen to her getting bombarded and roasted and then giggling wildly trying to give a good answer, you can head over here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WAGpYWYbCc
While Coco is giving us all the deets and background stories over her birthday Asacoco she had yesterday as well as talking about her new original song Weather Hackers.
While it's a huge Minecraft party today because you have Shiranui Kensetsu having just returned from their grand adventure after going to THE END and witnessing Suisei repeatedly getting bullied by Enderman. Nene just got done giving Lamy the spanking of a lifetime. Lamy is off to go stare at her new Axolotl pets some more. Pekora's flying through the air, collecting materials she needs for some more construction and Watame is making more flat land as today she's going to work on Luna's drooling statue.
While Marine's thinking with portals once more and has caused everyone in /hlgg/ to fail resisting the horny for today with that thumbnail. Now she's using portals to shoot tons of goo my dudes and get out of this mechanical dungeon her Amigo so casually trapped her in.
While Risu is being Risu and making increasingly worrisome and silly noises in her Free Chat that was supposed to be her showing off her new layout.
While Korone is playing through this weirdly eerie but colorful game called One Hand Clapping, it looks incredibly pretty though.
While Iofi is rising the ranks as she thrusts her sausage at others as hard and as fast as she can playing that wonderful Sausage Party game.
While Ollie is STILL bringing song after song during her Unarchived Karaoke stream, throwing us into the past with somee of these song choices but then showing that she does indeed hang out with Astel.
While Anya's making beautiful works of art as she puts her skills to the test by making all of HoloID in Miitopia.
While Fubuki's sitting down with her friends as today they are not sus while watching the second John Wick movie.
While Luna naturally took out the jet fighter without breaking much of a sweat and is now closing up her stream with a supachat reading.
While Miyabi is just way too rad and is showing off the new costumes he's able to make for...whatever this radical looking owl thing he has on right now.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame the Queen of Rat and Bug slaying continue to just gush on about animals and creatures in some hilarious stories for a whole hour. That's right, we've all been sitting here listening to Ame accessing the MONKEY DNA in her blood to climb trees at lighting speeds to flee from bears. Also she's unlocking her inner Watoto and talking about the Subscription problems we have nowadays and how LAZY she is.
While it's time for Temma to do more Apex Legends Ranked matches as he's gotta get as high as he can before his buddies Aruran and Miyabi join him on the hunt. Current Rank: Silver I
The final reminder, Watame released a really hot cover of Sweet Devil today. It comes with sexy Watame illustrations, beautiful Watame singing voice and spicy lyrics for you to sing along to. Don't be a brain damaged loser and hurry up and give this wonderful song a listen or two already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBaIR-yvjdk
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Yuul get tricked into going to a frat party by her supposed friends but it'll be Awlright as long as she arrives on time. But first she's gotta learn all about the missing children who dive into the forest and return nonchalantly. Yuul's truly astonished by this finding and this TTRPG session has already been a blast especially with Mori dropping harder pun bombs than Ina has been.
While yes Watame's supachat reading is still continuing and yes, Watame is still just as cute and lovely as she was when she started reading them eight hours ago.
Also, Suisei and Mori released their duo cover today, and they sang the song Getcha amazingly. The mixing is great, the visuals are smooth and both Mori and Suisei knocked their parts right out of the ballpark. Basically skipping over this means that you're skipping over living your life correctly and that deserves punishment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjlMPu5sEgw
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame and Gura continue to ask where the hell is Todd because that's what we came here for damnit. Ame's also trying to get you teammates to play Fallout 76 so good luck with that one friends.
While Flare and Polka are STILL going from island to island, with Polka rowing and singing to Flare while killing squids and other beasts who get in their way.
While Kanata's working really hard on her nice little aquarium type project because she's got a lot of pets she now wants to stare at thanks to this new Minecraft update.
While Kiara's still grinding out the arena for as much power as possible as she's reaching the last chapters which are a significant difficulty boost due to the return of certain characters.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Flare as she's all but finished with the second chapter of DRV3, as she's not only solved how the murder was achieved but has cornered the murderer. Come join her in witnessing the end of this terribly sad case and let's hope she can get permissions for more because she's gotten so incredibly invested into the story and her reactions are amazing.
While Roboco was busy throwing her fabulous kpop knives at survivors earlier and now she's getting a taste of what it's like to be a regular human against Mr. Shocko himself.
Speaking of Roboco, today she released the cover of Reincarnation Ascension she did for her 3D Outfit reveal. Her haunting vocals coupled with her incredible new costume made this such a breathtaking experience to watch live, and now you too can experience by clicking below.
https://youtu.be/5yLeO2KtgCI
So friends, where we at?

Watching this once a two person collab starring Luna and Polka turn into a four person chaotic and hilarious collab with the additions of FUBUKING and Kanata as the four of them continually beat the shit out of monsters in Rampages while laughing at Polka's pain when she gets triple teamed by predator monsters.
While Kiara is doing her best to absorb the absolutely ludicrous story of Yakuza 7 as she's going to be in for a rude awakening if she doesn't obtain more power and motivation before Chapter 12's battering.
While Flare is being ever so grateful still, chilling out and talking with fans, thanking everyone including kaigainikkis with her cute as hell eigo and if you just need a stream to listen to, I highly suggest this one.
While Rikka's also got a pretty swell and chill stream as he's continuing to collect materials he needs in order to craft some essential to survival tools in Subnautica. Another chill stream for you if you want to watch something and mellow out.
Plus, a big happy birthday to Astel and a big thank you for the cover song of Mela he released in celebration of today. It's an absolutely amazing and fantastic cover by the seaweed and skipping over it without even giving it a chance puts your intelligence on par with sea slugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XSkvEVg20
Watame's birthday was also today and she had an incredible and fun 3D stream starring Flare, Haachama, Botan and Fubuki and after that she dropped this killer cover of Kaibatsu starring a sheep in wolf's clothing. Amazing vocals and a sexy MV await you, so don't be stupid and miss looking at this cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-LSyE1Ywg
So friends, where we at?

Watching Sora bust our sides with her hilarious karaoke, showing off her insane vocal skills despite taking an explosion to the face due to Punished Roboco, the robot who was denied Apex and her flower bombs.
While Pekora, Botan and Coco are working hard on building up multiple attractions and statues across the JP server in the name of UsadaKen, and Lamy is off with her fishing rod, looking for the perfect place to settle down for a nice Minecraft fishing stream.
While Ollie is celebrating her 6(!!!) Month anniversary, reminiscing about all of her memorable streams she's had since she debuted. Seriously we've had ID2 for six months already, where does the time go?
While Okayu's taking on the extra chapter of Dragon Quest IV as she's already beaten, cried, and loved the main ending of the game, so if you want your last helping of DQIV fromm the Bodacious Feline, then hop right in already.
While Suisei has finally come back to Tetrismania, showing off her incredible skills in fast falling and still talking to her fans, absolutley love these streams of hers.
While after god knows how many months, Fubuki is streaming Animal Crossing once again and she's already cracked up at her bed hair, let's go see what she plans to do now that her house is filled with roaches and her villagers thought they suffered dementia.
While clearly Iofi saw how amazing Roboco's new bridal outfit looked and is now furiously putting pen to paper with gleeful alien giggles as she draws all of ID2 and what their wedding gowns would look like.
While Risu's giving us that prime treerrat readalong as we get a taste of the LN for I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura get her ripe samegaki booty spanked and slapped hard by Beowulf's anger as her sleep deprived forgot how to play a game after not playing it for one week despite marathoning it and also doesn't realize that she's being punished for things she keeps doing and when will Gura learn that her actions have consequences?
While Lamy's still working hard as hell on the landscape around her flower shop, making it as pretty as she can so her Holomates can stare at it in awe and then praise Lamy which will make her drink in embarassment.
While Ame's turned everyone into raving maddogs as she finally admitted that she's not up for streaming Nier Automata and it's a good thing that she's put her foot down on something she clearly wasn't into, but it's okay to be a little disappointed because she really did promise to beat it. At the end of the day though, all you can do is accept it and move on because it's not even that much of a big deal okay? She always makes up for it anyway so be quiet, sit down and listen to her being cuter than usual reading the supachats.
While Roberu's bar is cleaned off and his pants are ironed out (probably) so now hes able to sit down and chat with us in his Bar Robel zatsu.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kanata who's currently making the cast of Holos for when she begins her Miitopia journey, starting today with the greatest and most powerful princess in the world Lunahime.
While Rushia was successful in obtaining her Wedding Mayano, and shes now taking her new white dress wearing horse to the derby to show off all that love and care she has fo the horse.
While in 30 minutes, the day we've been waiting for it's time for Luna to unveil her new costume! Based on the silhoutte, we can suspect that this is going to be one super adorable outfit which maybe shows off her sexy beautiful adult thighs?
While in 30 minutes, Pizza Dad gets his funky bones grooving as he tackles dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a conga gorilla and red dragons looking to destroy your runs at every turn because that's just how Crypt of the Necrodancer operates.
Speaking of operate, did you know that the High Spec Robot Roboco and the Manager who does it all A-chan have released a duo cover of Ugoku Ugoku, the OP of Girls Last Tour? If you missed this fantastic song because you've been living under a rock, then hurry up and give it a listen it's so cute. And after you do that go watch Girl's Last Tour if you haven't already you big dumb head.
https://youtu.be/yfEUPlRuPac
Watame also released a song today, althought it's just one of her BGMs, it's actually really pleasant to listen to, someething you can do comfy work to or even sleep to. If you wanna give it a listen then click below to get some comfy vibes.
https://youtu.be/EM5DYXqlwto
So friends, where we at?

Watching Watame go completely ham with her singing stream as she hits us with some outstanding tunes and beautiful vocals as she shoots for 900k Subs. Current Subs: 896k
While Polka and her merry band of Suisei, Botan and Choco go off to defeat the Dark Lord Luna in her absolutely hilarious Miitopia adventure.
While Towa and Botan were have a great time together in Minecraft when suddenly...surprise! Moona comes out of no where to make this Minecraft stream even more hilarious as both Towa and Botan show off their adorable eigo and Moona shows off her...j-japanese...yeah...
While Sora has also been showingg off her growing eigo as she completes temple puzzles, carefully handling iron balls so she can pass through temples on her Breath of the Wild journey.
While Matsuri's getting her taste of this super duper high school killing game as she's already gotten deep within the story of the first chapter which she's only able to stream that chapter for god's sake Spike Chuunisoft.
While Coco is everyone's Winning BITCH, showing off her amazing power to get last place in Mario Kart in qquit impressive style.
While Luna's alive and is blessing the Lunaitos who've been waiting to get their dosages of nnaaaa with a nice little zatsudan and promoting her upcoming collab with Marine and two other vtubers at Kuro OPI.
While Iofi's putting those rhythm gaming skills to work as she shows off the power she's obtained after years of Bandori by absolutely destroying all the songs in the D4DJ English Server.
While I don't know if it's still going on, but I'm sure Deadbeats just went on the wildest rollercoaster ride during Mori's members stream with the TTRPG permissions.
While Miyabi's finally able to play the game he's dedicated months possibly years into as he raids with his female Mi'qote in FFXIV.
While Shien is giving his fujo fanbase and himself some well needed rest and relaxation as he plays through more of Twisted Wonderland's story.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame wrestle with Bubba so she can have a nice peaceful Supa Sunday with her fans while we jam out to the music in Bubbabot. Also don't know why Ame's laughing at the Reddit collab with Mori, she's going to be next, so she better prepare that tanned butt of hers to cringe and die at reddit's shitty memes.
While Choco woke up early today and is treating everyone to hilarious voice impressions, cute succubus laughs and telling her fans to stop staying inside and stretch their damn legs for once in their life.
While Mio Mama's morning zatsudan is about to start and this block is just way too comfy, how is one supposed to stay awake with all these lovely Holos speaking to us?
Speaking of lovely, Polka's cover of Milgram's Undercover is more than lovely, it's downright fantastic. Polka's unique and wild vocals fit this song way too well and she shows off the power of a clown fennec with her military clown garb. If you somehow have skipped over this crazy cover then congratulations on your new dunce cap loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5IVzLi-Rug
So friends, where we at?

Watching Miko taking a magical horse riding through the lands of the Minecraft JP Server before shifting back to supachats and showing off the map she created.
While Okayu is STILL trying to beat this extra dungeon of Shiren 5, wiping out repeatedly to some BS encounters. Highest Level reached 28F
While Kiara's being real damn cute today in her supachat reading as she blessed us with a short 4.5 hour stream. Talking about her Healer MMO days and the games she plans on streaming in the future including HELLTAKER. (imaging saying a 4.5 hours is a short stream good lord KFP.)
While Shion had a fantasticly bratty karaoke today and now she's having a fantastically bratty supachat reading.
While Watame's Sunday Supachat Frenzy is still comfy and fluffy as always as she does her best to answer all supachats including those by kaigainikki.
While Aruran's being a based Big Poppa Pizza and chilling out with his fans as he talks about his day and his interactions with Shinove.
While in 10 minutes, after breaking is back carrying Ollie and Iofi in Apex today, he's putting his accelerated autism into a Minecraft stream, hopefully he doesn't commit grand villager genocide again using Fire and labelling it as an accident that could not be prevented.
Also did you listen to Polka's cover of Undercover by Milgram today? Because damn is it an amazing cover by this amazing fennec clown. 4k Military Garbed Polka here to step on you at a moment's notice so if you've managed to miss it, hurry up and get lost in the wild vocals of Polka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5IVzLi-Rug
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara who has recently revealed that she now has her own arsenal of weapons to bring out so all the rrats about her making her own army of KFP turns out to be true, so now you better be watching her Nyakuza stream unless you want to become scrambled eggs.
While Ollie's feeling a very particular mood right now and she really needed some folks to talk to so right now she's having a super chill Minecraft stream while working on her maze of death.
While today must have been some unannounced horror day because Watame is choosing to get her fluff scared right off of her by playing Tsugi no Hi.
While Mio continues to get funky and collect pins as she takes Neku through the ringer against all these schmucks and getting really into the story.
While Pekora's journey to obtain 35 Monster friends in preparation for Dragon Quest's 35th annivery continues strong as she's collect 19 friends so far, needing 16 more to complete her challenge.
While Roboco is just chilling out with her fans with a nice late night chit chat after her incredibly fun Full Gen 0 collab in Minecraft earlier.
While Marine has successfully survived her playthrough of RE7 and is now closing us off with her heartbeat going 100 BPM reading all the supachats she received.
While Flare's put up her baguette hon hon for today and is now being adorable in her supachat reading right now.
While Lamy's still shilling her bottle of sake that she's incredibly proud of while reading through all of the supachats she's gotten today.
While what in the goddamn hell is this Oga, what in the goddamn hell are you subjecting me to you damn demon?
While Old Android Rikka has brought in Big Poppa Pizza into his PAD ONLY Apex Legends challenge and the two are now hilariously getting their asses spanked repeatedly playing this game.
Speaking of getting spanked, nobody is getting spanked in this HoloALT full teaser video (except maybe Shion for hard whiffing her Gespent Kick). It was quite an enjoyable watch especially watching my chuuni oshi beat a wolf and a fox in a battle for the ages. If you haven't caught it yet, give it a look down below, it's already passed 1m views!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame torture herself some more despite already defeating Bowser and saved the world, because it wouldn't be Ame if she wasn't stubborn in her pursuit of completing something she says she's going to complete.
While Kiara is trying to prove to the world that she is not a chicken except the game disagrees and you should accept the count of Toridama Kiara. The numbers don't lie and they spell chicken for you at Hololive.
While Fubuki is still travelling around with her band of monsters consisting of a Bear, a Slime Knight and fuck if I know what the other one is in her Dragon Monster Quest stream.
While Astel is already feeling the stress of ranking up in Apex Legends when you're both in Diamond and doing it solo as his poor fans have so much money to burn on him yet he refuses to open them until he gets Solo Masters. Current Rank: Diamond IV.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura get ready to brawl against some ancient spooks such as werewolves and vampires and Big Titty Mamas as she dives head first into her first playthrough of Resident Evil 8.
While Lamymama's getting herself prettied up as she's got her usual morning zatsudan stream coming right up.
While Temma's using his 18th day of eigo learning productively by holding a nice comfy watchalong of The Greatest Showman.
Plus, Rikka and Mori released their newest original song today, Spiral Tones. It's a bop even if it's better live and it wouldn't hurt you at all to give it at least one listen before leaving right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWCMh1ZmzE
So friends, where we at?

Watching Amelia run around the hotel as she cleans up all these hooligans graffiti and filth off the walls while also helping hotel guests with their problems in Super Mario Sunshine.
While in 15 mintues, Mel-Mel's got a guerilla karaoke coming up and she's probably super excited after waking up to watch Gura's outfit and calling her super cute ending it with a kapu~
While in 15 mintues, Temma's day isn't over yet as after he peacefully sat in his corner learning eigo and teaching japanese while an entire country's worth of people watched Gura's outfit reveal he has decided to boot up Dragon Quest Builders 2 for the first time.
So friends, where we at?

Using this short intermission break to get my knees back to usable status after the absolute bombshell of an outfit huke fitted Kiara up with while in 10 mintues, Mio's Golden Week Morning Zatsudan starts again. This time she's going to be trying to get another four folks to call in and those four will be Akirose, Marine, Princess Luna and Miko.
While in 10 minutes, Ina's going to be grabbing her camera for some inastant pictures of roaming Pokemon in what's guaranteed to be a pun filled comfy Pokemon Snap stream.
While in 1 hours and 10 minutes, Gura's finally coming back to Minecraft as she makes everything go boom boom.
While in 1 hours and 10 minutes, Lamy will try to wake up earlier than last time so she can play some more Monster Hunter and raise her HR ranks.
By the way, Kiara and Gura's duet cover of Ai Kotoba III has been released and what an amazing duo these two make. Their harmonization is out of this world and this cover is definitely worthy of a listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5IIoZsci8Y
So friends, where wee at?

Watching the STRONGEST hunter Princess Luna riding around on her palamute, scaling pyramids and beating the shit out of monsters left and right as her power and HR levels continue to grow in Monster Hunter Rise.
While instead of Choco it's Flare this time genociding all of the dungeon monsters in Minecraft so she can obtain more EXP for some crafting while giggling and chatting with her fans.
While Iofi's working really hard and making wonderful works of art with a great big smile on her face as she continues to work on all the HoloEN members.
While Coco and her cocos loved the dragon mustache guess during her outfit reveal so much that she has now made it into a hat which she's wearing while adorably reading all the supachats she received today.
While Watame continues to smile and be the fluffiest member of Hololive, continuing to go off on tangents and talk about not just how happy she is about the new outfit but also shilling every outfit coming up in the gauntlet.
While Okayu's hung up her hero clothes and weapons and is now finishing off everyone with a comfy as hell supachat reading.
While Miyabi, Astel, Izuru and Aruran continue to wipe the fuck out of teams with Astel as the ballista as the group are enjoying Paladins more than having to deal with the rampart cheaters of Apex Legends.
While Oga and his big cool smile is so very happy and gracious for all the supachats and anniversary love he received in his last stream and now hes talking about how much fun he's having streaming and making everyone laugh with his antics.
So friends, where we at?