/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73689119
>le hololive are le comedians hahah yagoos dream anyone??

>>73648514
I ain’t a parasocial fuck so I don’t feel shit

Still not gonna watch but at least mori joined the holo one and wasn’t a bitch who thought the Holo was too baby only for it to be waaaaaay more hardcore than VCR slop. Botan and La+ still disgust me more

>>73284086
Dookie only 2 months removed from the drama and she already sub 5k shitter??? Damn
>Mori
Oh can someone link me Dookies Anime OP? Their Official MGS song? Their OP song?
>But my dookie got acknowledged by apex and Fornite
And Mori has official pieces with Fornite and Roblox now

>>73239388
>hololiver

Kek and they made a big ass announcement over it too only for it to end like this

>cunny shit
After Pego Mom got all time debut gold we need to ban cunny crap here. Koyo has silver and Chloe Bronze even

>>72881862
>nijinigger doesn't understand concert merch because his failed agency doesn't have any concerts

>>72722344
Damn Ollie is fucking last….

>>72456194
>The colon doctor visits were actually escapades with his new vtuber GF
We been had unicorn bro…..

>>72248909
I’ve been here long enough to know there is 2 of you faggots here and one of them has gone mask off more than a few times. The other one is unironically harmless

What loop hole they gonna do for Amris to get their 3D if none of them can breach 100k subs so far???

>>72145592
>He thinks there will be a CtW2
The Aussie one is the replacement one anon……, sorry to tell you…..

>>72115794
>>THREE OF THEM ARE GETTING MOGGED BY KUNAI
>>72115917

>>68828452
twitch vtubers & their audience are subhumans CONFIRMED

>>53671535
TOP KEK
>that cut deep
They won’t bounce back from that, will they?

>>52954005
>Santa Monica Pier

>>52266474
kek, that’s just some salt in the wound. If you want some grudgepost material, go archive dive on the anon which used to say NijiEN is funding the whole company and claimed NijiJP was dying (at the height of Luxiem)

>>49661712

>>49234555
This is my first ever time in this thread, are you OK?
You’re seeing ghosts, this is an anonymous imageboard, there is no permanent identity

>>47406965
Last VSaikyou was supposed to be the last one. This VSaikyou was supposed to be the last one too

>The year is 2039
>kson’s prophecy was long fulfilled, independent vtubing really died in five years
>Hololive won the company wars, Nijisanji disbanded
>their FPS box boys joined Neo Porte, their non FPS girls graduated, their FPS girls joined VSPO, a company propped up by Hololive to avoid anti trust lawsuits for monopoly in the market
>World War III came and went in a flash, triggered by an accidental nuclear launch done by malfunctioning code in India, a Z in the nuclear system done by programmers recently fired from Youtube
>most of the big urban centers were obliterated, a global lockdown was imposed
>people can no longer leave their homes, they meet in virtual space on the last remaining running metaverse: Holoearth

>last years Hololove Undokai had a record breaking audience of 30kk CCV (half the population of NeoTokyo)
>this thread final tally new cutting point is 1kk, a mark usually breached even by the government sponsored (and mandatory for virtual elementary school students) cooking classes taught by Choco Sensei (now a real sensei)
>an aging Shibuya Hal schedules a live stream, to announce this years VSaikyou, the 20th consecutive edition (didn’t get interrupted even by the EMP disruption of all communications)
>he discloses that due to the strain on the power grid by the massive audience he’ll be forced to make this the last one, for real for real this time
>from his NeoTokyo underground bunker, Pakael promises this year is the year he’ll finally win after choking 15 times in a row
>during the announcement, Hal informs the audience that the tournament scrims might be postponed for a week as a big event may be announced by Hololive in the usual date

>the remaining surviving North American citizens sigh with hope, as they were afraid the scrims might overlap the announcement of EN3

>4chan, an alt right forum
OOFF… not only he’s “correcting the record” but he’s from resetera too. Where do Niji hire these people from?

>the Kizuna Ai of EN graduates
>no sticky
This board is fucking pathetic

>>43187738
I genuinely can’t make satire for the rea thing anymore.
>GRIM?