/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why does Mumei hate cows?

Fauna is so fucking American it hurts

>>39754582
And by other girls she means specifically Bae

Odd to see so many fellow ojisans I honestly thought the average age on this board was in the teens. If you met me in real life you'd never expect me to be on here either I have a very good job where I make frankly an unfair amount of money. I'm also a father of 3, got divorced for the second time in 2019 and turned to chubas as something to do other than drink and wallow in self pity.
The way I see it my romantic choices are either hags desperate to fertilize an egg or two before they dry up for good or some gold digging thot in her 20's (like my last wife) not to mention my oldest daughter is almost 20 herself so dating a young woman is going to be increasingly awkward for me socially speaking.
So I'm taking the third option and just choosing to support my oshi, if I really want sex I can get it easily enough either paid or "unpaid" (you always pay for sex one way or another) so I'm content for now. Maybe in the future it will stop being enough or I will find someone I think is worth the hassle but I might just be too jaded for that.

>promised Kaela that she would build like 500 different farms on the EN server

Will anybody help out the kirin?

>>30990598
COWFAUNAAAAAAA~

I NEED SEX WITH CERES FAUNA

Now that Fauna has realized how much power she has and how horny she can make people, how much people want to fuck her and her tits, and how much attention it gets her, she will never be the same.

She will slowly become sluttier and sluttier until her main schtick becomes being lewd and sexy like Marine

There is no coming back. Seiso mommy is dead.