/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

There is a bigass spider next to my bad just chilling. I know its harmless to me and i do want to spare its life, but i need to go to the toilet and if this mf would be gone when i come back im burning my whole ass bed down. I dont want this bitch to crawl on my nipples(im naked btw) if a dooze off. If my post is a prime number i will kill this little nigga. If its not, i carefully take it outside.