/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29064483

>>29062373
you missed the most soulful debut of all time
>37 year old boomer with a wife and kid
>breaks character 10 minutes in to talk about his irl job and car
>breaks character every 30 seconds and cant remain on a single train of thought for more than 10 seconds each time
>wants to do an irl crossbow stream, and golf with yagoo at 1 mil subs
>last time he played games was 7 years ago, doesnt sing or draw, got accepted into holostars through raw charisma alone
he just like me fr

>>29048872
>37 year old married man with a kid
>indirectly called himself obese
>cant draw, sing, hasnt played a game in 7 years
>still got into hololive
he shows us that the dream is still alive

>>29042234
I'm gonna save them all

>obese boomer that doesnt play games, cant sing or draw
>manages to be the best one
the dream is alive

>>28700402
Pomu, it’s time.

>>28197869
>We have read your wonderful posts on 4channel dot org and think you are a perfect fit for our new star lineup and would be glad to have you on our team.

>Mito, Salome, come home

>>23099624
I want to save Selen..... take her on the Polka and Okayu route. Eventually she has to do her cute idol dances/routines and her 3d live. She would see her fans being the reason for her self improvement and we would get the best GFE like Polka and Okayu do.

> selen was a holofag before and is the only good niji girl

Time to come home Selen, saying a few badwords isnt a problem anymore. Come and fulfill your Hololive dreams.

>>18841685
It's ok Pomu now go submit that audition to Cover once again.