/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>wants to save nyanon
>Immediately thinks of sex
>Thinks of other ways of saving nyanon besides using my cock
>Can't think of anything
Am I really this much of a coomer?

Gentlemen. I have something to confess when I get home.

>>51702936
my mouth is already ful

>>51623356
Pic related is your present anon.
T. Risuner

Deez nuts

I think you meant to say SQUIRREL FUCKER

>>38963743
Mentlegen?

So did you guys vote yes or no for more NNN?

Nuts

>>37828550
Time would matter greatly. Are we talking about before or after they become free and self aware?

>>37576592
I DONT HAVE ASS ON MY PHONE

>>37251704
Me btw. I had to read this like 3 times in a row to fully grasp the details.

Jesus fuck. You all really are obsessed with your oshi. I fucking kneel desu your just like us in that regard. Guess I'll go annoy some other fanbase then. Goodbye dragoons and enjoy your dragon lady.

>>36464936
keep going tako, it's nonstop nut November

>>34033871
gentlemen?

>>33927185

Fucking nigger. I'm the original risuner that started this shit and I made it fucking clear that it was over a month ago. Stop being a disgrace to our fanbase and leave the fucking saplings alone.

>>33550310

GENTLEMEN!

gentlemen?

>>32241327
>We get here whenever we get here
eeehhhh if we go with /meat/bros ideas of using posts as lore...
our people are ancient
https://archived.moe/jp/thread/23394452#p23396263
https://archived.moe/jp/thread/23404442#p23405455
very ancient. the apocalypse must be what made us revert to ooga booga
>We use our nuts to make trees to grow more nuts
>Chopping and replanting trees as we go, using wood to make all kinds of shit like armor, weapons, toys, basic shit, and even houses
>We plant so much trees that it eventually does the climate change thing and our shrublands become big forest just liek the east side
Ya ya. that myth about us turning an arid land into a fertile forest and calling it Risu-sama's gift!
>Eventualy we fuck so often that the population splits off into different tribes
>Tribes maintain relations and trade shit
for what reason would the population split exactly? religion? philosophy? ethnicity? favorite sex position?
>At some point we establish some form of silviculture and learn what is best for the trees in terms of planting (i mean we had 1000 years we should know that shit)
this should be placed way back up there around 'We plant so much trees that it eventually does the climate change thing'
>Terrorists begin raiding us oh fucking shit time to arm ourselves and fight back even if it doesnt exactly go well
Idea. Because risuner population recovers so quickly some tribe leaders just say 'fuck it' and allowed some people to be kidnapped
>The kronies come and their presence frees us from the meatheads. They are hailed as heroes and the rest is as you know it.
Uhhhhh... still a big jump desu. We need to add more filler in-between like
establishing contact with /hlgg/. Maybe when they found us they are confused that we reverted to tribes and just chose to make us a tributary, like rome with the celts (I think). pay them wood and foraged materials, and they'll keep us safe from outside threats
and then our immediate neighbors like Towa and Mep
and also connections with our ID1 brothers and sisters /moon/ and /pagi/
OH OH OH
And because we are all connected to /hlgg/, it's why /inf/ got the green to just protectorate us! the /hlgg/ god emperor just allow it under the pretense the clocks 'civilize' us. ask kronieronie if he's alright with this
>>32241428
the problem is that when all the foundations were written back in April, there were no /mep/ and anyone else.

>>30229376
Hey Luknights. I forgot to mention but I cannot wait for the lunaitos to arrive. We will happily exchange nuts with them.

>>30167491
SAPLING I TOLD YOU SHE WILL SHE BACK YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT! NOW THIS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BE MY FRIEND AND LET ME COMFORT YOU WHILE WE WAIT TOGETHER! if you don't answer one more time then your gonna spend the rest of your life locked in the basement. You will never see your mommy ever again and you will live your life as my personal anal fuckdoll. Now PICK ONE!