/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WAHtching Ina get a mindful of exposition as we learned more about Bayonetta's past and Inas finally seen the light and pieced it all together. Now we're jet hijacking and dodging the giant limbs of female Vergil to save little Cereza. But all she can think about is those legs and who could even blame her at this point.
While Kiara had an absolutely fantastic WoW stream where KFP members behaved themselves and was able to convice Kiara to form a close bond with stream snipers despite the fact that she explicity said don't follow her! Now she's being cuter than usual reading through supachats.
Speaking of cuter than usual, HoloID2 also known as HoloRO had their six month anniversary today and in honor of this milestone, they got together and released a wonderful cover of Ochame Kinou. If you haven't listened to it yet, then turn on your brain and click down below to put a huge smile on your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjz3owWnbU
So friends, where we at?

It's time for Watame's birthday countdown stream! She's been waiting for this day for a long time and has been resting her voice for this special moment. She's so excited and happy right now, if you have the time, jump into her stream, wish her a happy birthday and stick around for totsus and adorable sheep noises.
While Reine's piecing together all these clues in 999 that she's found out through the conversations of Seven and Lotus and is really getting into the meat of the story and straight up brute forced a brain puzzle and was damn happy about it, so now she's back to being super into the story and has also says that you should not say swears despite seeing four of her friends sleeping in spaghetti sauce, ruining their clothes forever.
While at the end of the day, Risu's doots will definitely be staying rent free in my head because this kazoo playing squirrel has been doing nothing but blowing on her goddamn kazoo for two goddamn hours now!!!
While Marineis still running around being terrified of all the creatures in the volcano part of Subnautica since she can't just get up in their grill and punch them to death in her Prawn Suit but she's come to terms with that and is now playing stealth, drilling all of the diamonds laddened about.
While Roboco's being cuter and smugger than usual today as after blowing up many members of Hololive yesterday with a BOMB, she's now back on stream, showing off her new 3D model which she'll be usuing for regular stream.
While Nene is precariously tiptoeing over the ocean in the JP Minecraft server as she's working hard on creating her incredibly pretty road with glass railings that leads to the grand super nenechi castle.
While when Lamy tells you to freeze, the first thing you should do is not move an inch because she's got one hell of a hair trigger in her playthrough of RE6, especially when she's playing as Leon and his no thanks, bro attitude.
While Flare's hanging out with the best boy of DRV3, KAITO MOMOTA-SAN as she's starting to form a bond with him due to you know, being best boy and all that, she's also really getting into the story, giving us some good reactions for silly happening before the murders take place.
While Luna's gonna sit down with her lunaitos and have an incredibly cuter than usual just like everyday Luna streams zatsudan stream where she shows off more of her sexy beautiful adult princess body.
While Botan's already gotten done with her RE8 speedrun, showing off why she's the prime gamer lion and has now moved onto supachats.
While Coco's packed up her drinks and her bar and rolled out into her bedroom, showing off her arms and twintails during her supachat reading.
While after getting Solo Masters, and having a victory lap with his unarchvied karaoke, Astel is up once again to countdown to his owwn birthday and he actually has his supachats on thank the heavens.
While Roberu and a whole bunch of other guys from various orginizations and places have come together in order to constanly threw balls into each others faces as they face off in the dodgeball game Knockout City.
While Oga's feeling really good today, and decides to spend his weekend night by doing some more programming streams for those of you who want to a comfy stream of programming.
Also if you didn't know, you can get a huge dosage of tete because NoeFurea released a cover of Naisho no Hanashi today and it sounds so incredibly cute, it's the perfect song for the two to sing. If you haven't managed to get a taste of this sweetness, then quit being slow in the head and click below already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVdA-QCcXYc
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame actually picking up the pace with the investigation as she's really piecing things together and names are being dropped down so her progression has been steady. Still though 1800s sound messed up, you're telling me they had to deal with Zeus, the Kraken, killer giant shrimp, clams and crabs and even vengeful mermaids?!
While Kanata and Coco have met up with each other in Minecraft and are now working on different parts of the topography Kanata wants to create and they're being adorable in their streams just like two folks who are "close friends" and not "husband and wife."
Final reminder that Haachama just went and dropped her 2st Original song onto our laps and said watch it and if you listened to her you'd have you ears and eyes blessed with a full eigo song accompanied with an incredible MV and great mixing. If you didn't listen to her then congratulations on having on being dumber and lower than a dung beetle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy losing her head and her sake as she decided that RE6 isn't that scary and she can play it without her Lion wife being there to comfort her but she's still been shrieking like a little girl at every little sound and it's quite the sight.
While we witness Coco literally take victory away from the grips of Marine, Flare and Noel despite this being her very first Mario Party game. What an absolutely amazing collab this has been and we should remember to give praise to Kanata for shoving a Switch into her wife's hands and giving all of us so many happy Coco noises, streams and collabs.
While Roboco got in some Killer reps in DBD an hour before Fubuki hopped on and waved to her wonderful robot friend to have fun together being chased by Hillbillies and Nurses and blessing us with rapid fire Fubuki apologies and lovely Roboco screeches.
While Kiara is causing great cat-astrophe as she has finally embraced he way of the cat and it's impawsibly adorable how she's able to stroke her kitty while destroying the pawperty of her owners in Catlateral Damage.
While Okayu's grinding out her part all peaceful and chill like, murdering monsters who were only here to defend their territory from some foreign invader and then end up dead because some voluptious feline has more pointy tools.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura gleefully proclaim that she has horse essence within her as she unlocks the Quicksilver style but don't let her words distract you from the fact that she carted to a horse dragging a cart. Now look at her being angry at Vergil defeating Beowulf in one strike when she had to face him for an entire hour not realizing that Vergil 2 is coming up real soon and her MOTIVATION IS LACKING.
While Lamy's making lots of WOW noises as Creepers drop from the sky and fill the monster hole and gathering supplies to work some more on her Flower Shop project.
While Ame's the captain of this supachat reading now so you better look her in the eyes and not fall for her starry eyed gaze. Who am I kidding half of you are already under her cuter than usual spell.
While Roberu's showed all his fans his...boyish charms but not knowing how to whistle and has received enough money to proudly say Hi Honey to his fans and to mess with everyone he instead said Hi Horni.
So friends where we at?

Eight hours. Some of you have been with Kiara for Eight whole hours can you believe that and we still have 4 more hours of Kiara Takanashi to look forward to! We just finished the the Among Us time so now it's time to sit down, shake your tailfeathers and listen to Kiara sing some Hololive songs! Love you love you, oh ah oh ah oh, I love you, oh ah oh ah oh!
While it doesn't matter if Watame loses internet because Watame did nothing wrong and came back to complete more terraforming and landscaping in her Minecraft stream, laughing and occassionally taunting everyone with her smug sheep face.
While Astel's running on almost zero sanity as he's had some terrible matches but in turn had some fantastic matches so he's on a rollercoaster ride. He's still going plus mostly so there's that at least. Current Rank: Diamond III while being 1/4th of the way to Diamond II.
So friends, where we at?

Going back to my Discord circlejerk
While retarded SEAnigs suck me off because they think I'm a woman
While being an obnoxious avatarfag
So friends, where we at?

Hey hey, did you know it's been five whole hours of Kiara that you've practically sat through and listened to this cute phoenix make hilarious sounds, nearly flood the Minecraft server while stroking her cat and almost KILLED THE STRIDERS? Don't you just love her and we still have 7 hours to go! She even extended the Minecraft stream to finish her water elevator.
While Fubuki's telling her chat that she is NOT old, she just knows lots of informations about 25+ Year Old games, absolutely not suspicious she says while playing and dominating her Dragon Quest Monsters game while tooting on her flute.
While Watame is working hard on her Uber Sheep and taking small breaks to look around the server and she what's been built and putting up her Uber Sheep flyers to advertise. Also her first album is releasing on Spotify tomorrow with a super secret track, so don't forget to catch that once it drops.
While Okayu's packed up her gear and sent her party members to bed for the day as she closes everyone off with a mogu mogu supachat reading.
While Lamy's still expressing her love for her Yukimin, reading all the supachats she's received and showing off her sake while giggling madly.
While APEX SAIKYOU yells Astel at the top of his lungs because it's 2:00 in the morning for him and that means it's time to grind Ranked. Current Rank: Diamond III.
While Aruran has been sitting on his chair in peak pizza focus mode for nearly five hours as he's still trying to beat the final stage of Crypt of the Necrodancer with Candice.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Astel slowly...very slowly but actually making slight progress in his challenge to get Solo Masters, otherwise his SC remains blocked. But he's accepted that it's not a big deal that it stays blocked because he's an actual nut case. Current Rank Diamond IV, finally has achieved the halfway point to slipping into D3 purely on the NA servers.
While in 25 minutes, we're going to be in for some prime shark screams, squeals and evil laughter as Gura's finally jumping back into Dead by Daylight now that the new patch has dropped and the RE collab has arrived.
While in 25 mintues, the cutest duck in the entire world Subaru is going to brighten up our day a little more as she's holding another one of her fun zatsudans.
So friends, where we at? Also you takodachis, how'd you like the double terminator featurette with the punniest priestess in all the lands?

Watching Kiara who's just got done shooting furries while being the furry reading through the supachats she received playing Biomutant and is talking about how Tiara came to be because all she had on her mind was guns. TWO GUNS.
While Watame's reading through all the supachats she received during her 900k Karaoke stream as well as the ones she got during the collab with Iofi, Kiara and Mori and how much she laughed at all the goddamns thrown in.
While in 50 minutes, Ina calms your mind and soul with another zatsudan. She's really close to 1m subs and could possibly make it during this stream so make sure to congratulate her if she does make it.
Speaking of congratulations, Reine released a damn good cover of Ussewa by Ado today. A good song to showcase the side that makes you want her to step on you, if you somehow managed to avoid it all this time then go change that right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvQcVG_dVg
So friends, where we at? I'm sorry, please let me rest some more, everything hurts.

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She loves all her fans!

Sweet jesus what an absolute cringe and autist fest. It is quite literally everything I've ever wanted in my first Coco HoloEN collab for Reddit Review. I cannot WAIT until Gura is on this with Coco. I'm so very happy that we're going to get so much more amazing collabs like this in the future.
While Botan's still finishing up all the supachats she received for reaching 800k Subscribers, a huge congratulations to her!
So friends, where we at?

Watching Noel and her shrill yet incredibly adorable screams as she hooks up a heart monitor and dives into RE8. Because she's absolute horrendous at handling horror games she has enlisted the help of Flare and Marine to provide emotional and motivational support while she screams at quite literally everything.
While Ame's dropping some neat facts and stories and then roasts her supachatters in the hell she has created. Watch Asobi Asobase you bums.
While Gura is the one who is in control now and she's taunting the hell out of the defeated bastard named Tankman sha ha ha hark...
While in 10 minutes, Reine's holding another one of her lovely chill brunch streams where she puts the cat food into our mouths and talks with us.
While in 10 minutes, Towa and Botan's journey to fix their broken marriage continues as the two finally get back into It Takes Two.
While in 10 minutes, We're getting more of Pekora's FFX Adventure as well as her humming along to the songs and many other cute things.
So friends, where we at?

Susan ruined the day and there's no point in staying up anymore because Gura is asleep but just to let you know Rushia has a stream in 3 hours and both Noel and Miko have a stream in 4 hours.
So friends, where we at? Pochimama is streaming with family member Lenri right now if you want to chill out with two cool folks.

Watching Gura continuing on with this crazy Resident Evil 8 stream as she's gotten more confident with her shooting at least and uses her pistol for regular mobs without screaming her head off.
While Suisei is playing Minecraft at 2:00 a.m. because she's got some projects to finish up for Shiranui Company and has some meetings later on so why not kill the time being adorable as hell and talking to fans?
While Flare's being taught VERY NAUGHTY words in her supachat reading due to having done an eigo duolingo stream but she's also cute as a button reading all the GOOD supachats so it's all okay.
While Temma's just building his walls now, setting up his foundations for the great wall of human breeding and soon he'll go off to murder more monsters for materials in Dragon Quest Builders 2.
While you thought Astel would be done after being drained of all his points in Apex Legends? No no sir, this is Astel Leda we're talking about, going onto 12 hours of playing Apex Legends Ranked. Current RanK: Diamond IV while having lost all his points so he has a full bar to fill to reach Diamond III.
So friends, where we at?

Holy shit, Towa's new outift is one of the most adorable outfits I've ever seen. It's absolutely perfect for an devil (angel) such as herself and I know for a fact that the Kenzoku are freaking out over her right now as well as non kenzokus. She really scored big time with this and big love goes to rurudo for designing such a wonderful outfit for her.
By the way, in 10 minutes Choco and Tenjin Kotone will be playing Apex Legends together as Choco does a kill challenge to get her motivated.
While in 10 minutes, Pekora's going to be having a grand time building around and chatting with nousagi in Minecraft.
While in 10 minutes, Coco will be DESTROYING YAGOO'S DREAM as the prophecy foretold eons ago.
While in 10 minutes, the super crew of Luna, Matsuri, Nene and Polka will get themselves strapped up and go off on grand hunting adventures in Monster Hunter Rise.
While in 10 minutes, Mel's going to be singing to us until she reaches 500k Subscribers, let's cheer on the adorable vampire together and help her reach her goal!
While in 10 minutes, Akirose is also doing an endurance stream until she reaches 500k, just like with Mel let's cheer her on and help her reach her goal!
While in 10 minutes, another comfy as hell Nier Replicant stream by Big Poppa Pizza himself is going to go live.
So friends, where we at? And seirously, just how cute is Towa right now, It's unbelievable that a devil like this can be so pretty and angelic.... Wait hold on...

Gura.
Mori.
Lamy.
Song.
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina getting less tired as she reminiscises about FFXIV due to their big fan stream happenening yesterday(?). Right now she's gushing about LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN and other raids of the game and I'm lost but Ina's cute and gushing about so this stream is fantastic.
While Ame beat Sunshine. It's done. Put it away for good Amelia. You don't need to do anymore shines. It's OVER Amelia Watson, put the game down.
While in one hour and some change we're going to get our weekly Supa Sunday stream from Amelia!
By the way, you better clean yourself because Polka's bearing her fangs ready to bite. She covered Vampire today and her peformance for this song is breathtaking. Polka's truly a talented and passionate singer and every song cover or original really showcases it. So go hurry up and listen to it if you haven't already you dumb idiot.
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
So friends, where we at?

Watching these two ladies having one of the girliest streams I've ever seen in the history of Hololive as we learn that Ame has freckles and Gura's got a real tiny mouth and I'm pretty sure /hlgg/'s just collectively drooling from all this lore. Now look at these two doing their make up and then go look at submitted rooms hopefully with no bloodstains.
While Noel's fighting big giant multi-armed freaks of nature as it shoots bombs of plasma at her and murders her because she can't heal in Nioh.
While in 25 minutes, Coco and a special yakuza member who's never killed a single person in his life will be looking through some of Reddit's SHITPOSTS so just enjoy.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Sora's birthday countdown stream as it just hit! Instead of talking about stale bait and disgusting rrats, why aren't you watching the purest cinnabon in the world excitedly talk with all the people calling in and wishing her a grand happy birthday? Also you WILL be attending Sora's birthday stream tomorrow right? You better, or else.
While Luna once again raid Mori's pantry for some delicious beverages as she once again becomes sexy beautiful adult Luna and reads all the questions you have for her.
While Mori's humble abode is coming along...nicely...yeah...this Minecraft stream is filled with peak Mori dorkness as she bumbles her way through building an actual non-cave house, using straight up wood instead of logs oh for the love of christ Mori.
While Towa, Bora and Selly have awakened and join in on this final day of CR Cup scrimmage before the real deal. Let's hope these three can show us a bit of that domination they did yesterday for today's scrimmage and then the real tournament.
While Matsuri, Uge And and Uruca are also doing their CR Cup scrimmage reps, perhaps hiding their true power levels until the big day like the third place team of the Vtuber tournament a couple months back? Only time will tell.
While Botan isn't afraid of anything, instead she's calmly putting bullets into the heads of literally everything that opposes her, and then laughing like a school kid when something violent happens in Resident Evil 8.
While Korone got hit hard with the kawaii virus as she just couldn't hold her screams in when she sees something cute like Espurr smiling or Pelipper vomiting out Mukyuu after she pelted the bird with an apple in Pokemon Snap. Now she's closing us off with a supachat reading.
While Iofi And Watame's monster hunts are going great, with Watame taking the low HR and young Iofi under her fleece and beating the shit out of Zinogre and Nargacuga and other monsters Iofi needs to make armor out of in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Flare's going to finish up GTAV's story today...remember, she hopes that all these men have a nice ending so...you'll really want to tune into this stream. Of course Flare has to get over the driving parts first to actually continue the story though.
While Rushia's got some alchohol at hand today and is taking some nice sips while holding a nice zatsudan. Drunk Rushia is a sight to behold so go catch that if you want a good show.
While Lamy's breezing through the puzzles of The Last Campfire as she shows off her higher than usual brain processing that a lot of Holos seem to lack. She's currently trying to find her way past some twisted vines so she can continue on into the forest.
While Miko's continues on with the horse breeding as she needs POWERFUL horses to win races in Uma Musume, not weak flimsy leg broken horses. Urara WILL become the best horse in all the lands under Miko's tutelage.
While Choco's cleaning ears and whispering soft affectionate words as it's time for another one of her slightly erotic ASMR sessions, good luck /hlgg/ if you're catching it.
While Astel and Izuru team up to play some Human Fall Flat, throwing each other off the map accidentally or on purpose who knows when those two get together to play games.
Speaking of Izuru and Astel, they released a banger of a cover of Juggernaut today and boy is it quite the cover. Seriously if you've never listened to these two sing before, this would be the song that'll really sell them on you, it's really amazing.
https://youtu.be/d0NXC7POoUs
Also Hololive 1st Generation released an MV for one of the original songs they plan on singing for their concert on the 28th. Cover's really been killing it with the original songs and this is no exception, what a breathtaking song sung by this quirky group, go give it a listen and brighten up your day already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJTJX1kXe4
So friends, where we at?

It's Mel's 3rd Anniversary being in Hololive! This vampire is the definition of pure but lewd and is an incredibl performer both in voice and singing! Let's go cheer her on /hlgg/!
While Rushia made a scrumptious dinner today with her Fandeads and now she's doing that thing where she sweetly thanks them for the supachats and being their for her.
While Roberu's celebrating as he's gotten a boatload of new subs since his last celebration so he sang with all his heart this time. Now that he's done singing he's thanking all the supachats and memberships he got.
While Shien's playing that one fujo game called Haruko or whatever that he usually plays, if you wanna seee that and listen to him singing softly go watch him.
SorAz are released another cover song, this time of Rozen Maiden's Seishoujo Ryouki. Well since it's SorAZ it's already guaranteed to be an amazing listen to so just hurry up and listen to it already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM20uZAv6kc
So friends, where we at?

Crying tears of joy from laughing too hard at these pure dorks injecting concentrated dork energy straight into the brain blowing on their recorder as hard as they can blessing us with beautiful music. Also Mori said Ina has a BIG HEAD so takodachis your oshi gotta live with that.
While Roboco, the high performance robot, is showing off her high spec Apex gaming as she continues to use Loba in order to raise her ranks as high as she can. Current Rank; Gold IV.
While Temma's taking on some grand dark soldiers bent on world destruction so now he's gotta kill them all so he can get back to comfy building in Dragon Quest Builders 2.
So friends, where we doot?

Watching Gura flee for her life by a bunch of disgusting bug lady vampire THINGS and freakishly tall big titty mommy vampire Miranda as Capcom proves that if you're in their game and you have sex then you're just asking for a whole lot of trouble. Gura sure does have a lovely shark brain doesn't she?
While Polka just straight up turned this nice calm zatsudan about anime into a high octane nonstop karaoke stream, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
While Lamy's done with the pure zatsudan part of her morning stream and has now transitioned into the supachat zatsudan part of her morning stream.
While Temma's day of learning is not over yet, as after he watched The Greatest Showman a couple of hours ago, he's now learning how to play the songs he listened to on a piano.
While Astel is actually just popping heads and filling enemies with arrow bolts as he's feeling damn good today getting back to back champions. Current Rank: Plat II.
By the way, Rikka and Mori's original song Spiral Tones teased a while back has finally been released with an MV today. If you haven't listened to it yet, it's a pretty okay song and you should give it a try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWCMh1ZmzE
So friends, where we at?

Watching Subaru having her MOTIVATION put to test facing off against Vergil and having quite the EASY TIME against someone like him and is now running around this great fleshy prison being completely grossed out but also incredibly intrigued.
While Pekora runs around with her shotgun and pistol in hand trying not to get munched on by various freaks of nature and using her knife to end the life of multiple KFP members.
While Noel's once again freaking the fuck out as she finally got past that last mid boss she was struggling against and now she's begging for forgiveness as a spear wielding maniac is giving her a run for her money.
While Botan's suited up and taking out all the screaming maniacs while screaming back at them as she's once again having the time of her life riding her giant mech or running around open fields dodging missiles while playing Serious Sam 4.
While Miyabi, Aruran and Temma gather together in order to do their own Apex Legends training but are playing the new 3v3 mode to get that their clutch powers raised.
While in 9 minutes Reine's going to be drawing for us once again, maybe make some more babies and what not, while showing off some truly strong and condensed dork energy.
So friends, where we at? Too bad I have to do my sleep reps, Aqua's live is in 6 hours...Also behave yourselves /hlgg/.