/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's my birthday! And also Zali's birthday, and Char Aznable's birthday, and Makoto Tachibana's birthday, and Tetsurō Kuroo's birthday, and Danny DeVito's birthday!

Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The SHU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING ME?!?! HIKARINO'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into my saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN me for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after HIKARINO STRETCHES me out PERMANENTLY with HIKA HIP ATTACKS and HIKA DEATH DRIVERS, AKARINO and KURANO will DOUBLE-TEAM me?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST me like the DIRTY PIG WHORE I am?!?! AKARINO is gonna FILL me with his WHITE MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while KURANO WHISKS my MIND away with PLEASURE like a BROKEN RADIO?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND my BUSSY with your BLACK-WHITE COMET ATTACK?!?! I WON'T even know who is FUCKING me since you two will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is SHU 2.0?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED THAT MOMENT TO BE ENGRAVED IN MY MIND PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER SHU 2.0!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my BUSSY!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN SHU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my OSHI?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my oshi, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window for all of you SHUS to SHOOT your FERTILE LOADS inside until I DROWN in SEMEN?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!