/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64006179
>deadbeats copying Hoomans yet again

>>58704582
Engraved pistol grip set

>>49904484
YOU FUCKING HEARD HIM ANONS

>Listen happily as she tells me all about him. Take notes as she talks about his mannerisms and quirks.
>Find boyfriend, watch him and memorize his mannerisms.
>Start copying boyfriend's dress style and continue listen to oshi talk endearingly about him
>Once confident enough, take boyfriend and wear his skin and consume his flesh so you can become him
>Meet oshi. She is none the wiser. You have done your homework and assumed his identity
>Eventually his skin will chip and fade and you'll successfully mold yourself into the part. One day the skin won't even be necessary
>One night your oshi is on top of you and says she has a confession to make
>You listen
>She realized what you did from the very beginning and only a psychopath could think they'd pull this plan off
>She smiles
>she misses her ex, but she's into it. So long as you promise to not do it anymore she'll give you a chance.
>She was outside the window watching you eat his flesh and got off on it.

>>45228467
>exactly what Mumei would want me to think.
>think
RIGHT INTO MY GODDAMN TRAP. PERISH, BRAIN USER.

>>44194993
Stop lewding the bocchi.
Kita is the one made for sex.

>>43180028
CEASE

>>42657253
Fuck you.

I thought the primary benefit was free chicken nuggets for life.
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES KIARA
YOU PROMISED TENDIES AND AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHICKEN TENDIES
GOD DAMN IT

Alright, that’s enough, Hoomans! Start posting Moombutt or I start firing!

>>42128213
Do NOT lump me in with apeseggs and valoshit beggars. I just want Mumei to play actual good shooters and leave those garbage behind.

>>42096497
Do not make the little owl feel uncomfortable

>>41879595
there will be consequences

>>41744235
>he thinks she needs a reason

>posting about Holostars when two Council cuties are collabing
>and there's even a sleepy college girl in the background

Recommend each EN a game that Hololive hasn't played yet and something good might happen. That good thing might happen because Mumei is headed to Cover's offices to pin the permissions guy against the wall, but I'll never tell.

>>39324030
Calm down buddy. There is no need to get violent. Put your gun down.

Requesting Mumei going down on Kronii, while pointing a gun at her. Guess from Kronii pov, or from 3rd person frog view?

>>38464468
>Over my dead body
Uh, yeah. That's kind of what I was trying to imply.

>>38397738
That's copyright infringement. I'm gonna shake you down for those deadbeat-bucks you skeletons use for Akasupas.

>anon fucks up and lets his computer break
>sister kind enough to let anon use her of
>fucking spies on her
You're one of those siblings that just follows people around and gossips, aren't you? You'll never help your sister of course, only gossip.
Just make sure to keep stalking her, never talk to her and remove yourself from her life and keep watching. Hopefully she'll forget you exist most of the time and have a happy life.
God siblings like this are such a waste of air.
Help your family members. You probably only found out this way because she doesn't trust you.

>>37955524
woah, calm down moom.

>>37769491
A wild dingo is on the loose? That could endanger civilization!
It's okay, he can sing a swan song.

>>37105354
why did you respond to me with this? are you suggesting im an anti? i aint no anti!