/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>2027
>The Eternal War has been raging for years
>Political analysts and historians have yet to establish a cause for Japan's sudden support of the Russian invasion of Ukraine
>Driving through the Siberian tundra in my unit's humvee, nicknamed "Clown Car", blasting ぽ to keep morale up
>Hear something in the distance, tell passenger to turn down the music
>"Nananana na na jya nakute... Nonononono no no jya nakute..."
>Fuck, it's the infamous one-man-army, "The Husband"
>Bullets immediately shower the Clown Car, killing the driver
>We spin out into a ravine and I watch as every one of my buddies are picked off
>Unbuckle myself and roll out of the vehicle
>Pull out my commemorative Polka handkerchief from her 2023 birthday merch to bandage my wounds
>Luckily it's 17 feet long, but it takes forever to pull out
>A shadow approaches
>"Not going to lie comrade, Poruka is pretty based... But not based enough"
>He didn't notice me pull out my service pistol, I can win this
>*POP*
>Shit, it's my commemorative Pol-gun from her 2026 anniversary merch
>The last thing I see is a flag of Polka shouting "バーン!" unravelling in front of the barrel
*bang*

This date did not make me feel good, Ame
I am now sad