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I think of my favorite v-tubers like ends in a choose your own adventure novel that starts with nyanners.

There is the shitty canon timeline where she rejects lolidom, joins the whore house, but the old magic has corrupted her and she goes out of her way time and time again to self-sabotage herself with her fucked up little slut pussy.

Then there is the tragic timeline where she goes to Puerto Rico and gets an Auto Immune Disease, but becomes the #1 Twitch girl.

Next you have the Good End where she gets picked up by hololive after making massively popular tictok songs to then go on to be the #1 most subbed vtuber.

You get the neutral timeline where she never learned the old magic, but still eventually gets picked up by hololive joining council instead of myth.

There is the worst timeline where she joins Phase Connect, becomes a shit-take factory that interviews retarded faggots, can't sing and has a short ken ashcorp song that is vastly more popular than anything she has ever made.

In is the perfect timeline she remains independent and embraces the lolidom, unironically making a variety of top tier ASMR videos where she isn't sitting on slime and screaming.

In the joke ending she gets really fixated on operation condor, Garfield and nobel peace prize winning war criminals (of which there are many).

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