/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>It is July 6th, 2023, and we are so back. I am the last straight stream-watching brotuber enjoyer ITT.
>It is July 7th, 2023, and Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper have gone missing. I am the last straight stream-watching brotuber enjoyer ITT.
>It is August 24th, 2023, and Cover has made an announcement regarding the graduation of Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper. /MANS/ is despondent. The catalog is both elated and furious.
>It is August 25th, 2023, and /MANS/ attempts to examine the timeline of what must have happened to lead to their graduation, but arrives at no conclusions. I remind /MANS/ that we shalt not waste time on /catalog/'s foul words.
>It is August 26th, 2023, and the sisters claim that Magni and Vesper must have been betrayers who were planning the downfall of Tempus from the start, despite little evidence for any conclusion at all.
>It is August 31st, 2023, and Magni and Vesper have officially graduated. The sisters claim that they were backstabbers from the beginning, despite little evidence for any conclusion at all.
>It is September 1st, 2023, and the sisters claim that Magni and Vesper must have been betrayers who were planning the downfall of Tempus from the start, despite little evidence for any conclusion at all.
>It is September 5th, 2023, and Woven Fates has been released as part of Tempus Week. A photo including Vesper is quickly discovered within the MV, leading to questions about the production history of the song.
>It is September 12th, 2023, and /MANS/ once again attempts to construct a timeline of events based on new evidence from song production history and roommate tea. Little is learned, but it can now be concluded that nobody desired this outcome.
>It is September 15th, 2023, and the boys are all interacting as though they still care about each other. The sisters repeat their claim, despite little evidence for any conclusion at all, and knowing the boys still care for each other.
>It is September 19th, 2023, and the sisters repeat their claim, despite little evidence for any conclusion at all, and knowing the boys still care for each other.
>It is September 19th, 2023, and we are so back. I am the last straight stream-watching brotuber enjoyer ITT. I reaffirm to myself that I shall not waste time on their foul words. I tell them "Brb, Mars."

>I'm tired of /vt/. These sisters. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lies. They claim their rrats are to improve Cover. Yet their Cover is populated with Niji-tier drama.
Don't take this post too seriously, kek. But I would visit Mars if I could.