/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Imagine being Papa Houshou
>You go to the supermarket buying what you need for the day.
>a song starts playing on the speakers with a very familiar voice
>you don't think much of it and you get in line to pay
>the song goes on and you immediately recognize your daughter's unmistakable voice
>you feel proud
>you almost want to tell the other customers that it's your daughter who is singing
>the lyrics start to get lewder and full of double entendres
>you start to panic because it's similar to the double entendre jokes you used to tell her when she was a kid
>Marinemoans.mp3 echo deep into the store
>you start sweating profusely and even a dirty old man like you starts to get embarrassed about it.
>It's your turn to pay and you do it quickly and almost run out of there even though nobody knows it's your daughter who was singing that lewd song.
>imagine how awkward it will be to see your daughter the next time she visits you and you tell her that you heard her moaning on the loudspeakers at the supermarket where you and all your neighbors heard it too
>But that's not all, you think your coworkers possibly also heard her when they went to a store and they might talk about it for the next few days at the office
>MFW I think that I have to pretend with them that I find the song erotic especially the moaning part when they bring up the subject because they all know me for being this dirty old man and so to not give away my daughter's identity.