/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm the last frogposter
Like a japanese imperial soldier in a pacific island, refusing to surrender

>>52389486
so freakin hedgy

>>32314582
Keep telling yourself that Raep

>>28612259
She's a broken mess of a woman that gets off to Shadow the Hedgehog porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc (except its at 432Hz because that actually attunes you to the artists' emotions to a greater degree (actually its 432.4Hz because not a lot of people know this but that is the frequency optimal for music directly entering your bloodstream))

For me it's the cringe frog

>>25989349
I hope not
The autism is part of her charm

>>24644545
Bros wildest shit happened last night.
So I was on my couch right, sitting there and firing up my Switch to play Pokemon. I'm minding my own business, running through an area, when I stumble upon a Ralts. Now, I haven't caught any before, so I figured this would be a good opportunity to start getting some of it's pokedex logs done. I go up to this Ralts, not bothering to sneak as I have a pretty good ball I think will do the trick regardless of stealth, and try my hand at catching it. Sure enough, the ball I was using worked fine and I caught my first Ralts in Legends Arceus. Pretty cool, since Gardevoir is one of the cooler Sinnoh Pokemon. It's moves aren't anything to write home about, but it does have a cool ability. It's the one that let's it copy another Pokemon's ability in battle. I was pretty satisfied with it, and I was about to start running around the area I was in again to see what other stuff I could find. All of a sudden, my living room window basically explodes inward into my living room. The weight of whatever came crashing through my apartment hit me like a truck, knocking me off my couch and pinning me to the floor. My adrenaline surges as I try to breath, my lungs not cooperating. I look up, and staring down at me, knife in hand and poised to strike, is none other than the one-woman death squad cyborg herself, Saruei. Her eyes were sharper than her dagger. She shouted random surnames at me like 'Putin' and 'Dumas'. I couldn't make heads nor tails of it, and I thought I was about to meet my end. She brings her blade in close, but instead of slashing my neck she draws a shallow cut along my cheek. Before long, my struggling stops as I'm unable to move. My would-be assassin gets off from on top of me, turning toward my Switch controller that was knocked across the floor. She grabs it, quickly opening the menus in game and finding my Pokemon storage. She wastes no time in deleting that Ralts I had just caught. And then? She just leaves. Hops back out the window and scales up my building. I spend 2 hours there on my floor, unmoving in a cold sweat, before it dawns on me. That Ralts' ability? Trace.

>>24021651
I was clean for like a couple of weeks, but then thought it'd be okay to have a bottle of wine along with Saruei during one of her drinking react streams, and it's all been down-hill since

>>22642069
>he thinks there are only 2 Saruei's

>I have a demon inside

>>22025482

>>21066733
Never tried them. One time a longterm gf of mine was smoking one out of the blue when I was driving up to get her. She's not a smoker, never seen her smoke, knew it's something that kills people. I got so mad I snatched it out of her hands and put it out under my boot

>>20449750
So I was on my couch right, sitting there and firing up my Switch to play Pokemon. I'm minding my own business, running through an area, when I stumble upon a Ralts. Now, I haven't caught any before, so I figured this would be a good opportunity to start getting some of it's pokedex logs done. I go up to this Ralts, not bothering to sneak as I have a pretty good ball I think will do the trick regardless of stealth, and try my hand at catching it. Sure enough, the ball I was using worked fine and I caught my first Ralts in Legends Arceus. Pretty cool, since Gardevoir is one of the cooler Sinnoh Pokemon. It's moves aren't anything to write home about, but it does have a cool ability. It's the one that let's it copy another Pokemon's ability in battle. I was pretty satisfied with it, and I was about to start running around the area I was in again to see what other stuff I could find. All of a sudden, my living room window basically explodes inward into my living room. The weight of whatever came crashing through my apartment hit me like a truck, knocking me off my couch and pinning me to the floor. My adrenaline surges as I try to breath, my lungs not cooperating. I look up, and staring down at me, knife in hand and poised to strike, is none other than the one-woman death squad cyborg herself, Saruei. Her eyes were sharper than her dagger. She shouted random surnames at me like 'Putin' and 'Dumas'. I couldn't make heads nor tails of it, and I thought I was about to meet my end. She brings her blade in close, but instead of slashing my neck she draws a shallow cut along my cheek. Before long, my struggling stops as I'm unable to move. My would-be assassin gets off from on top of me, turning toward my Switch controller that was knocked across the floor. She grabs it, quickly opening the menus in game and finding my Pokemon storage. She wastes no time in deleting that Ralts I had just caught. And then? She just leaves. Hops back out the window and scales up my building. I spend 2 hours there on my floor, unmoving in a cold sweat, before it dawns on me. That Ralts' ability? Trace.

>>20290261
>people tell her to an hero because it's the right thing to do now
>she does it
>everyone does the reversal ballistic drama and start attacking everyone who said anything harmful to her
This is her final plan. The final martyrdom. She will bring everyone down with her. /lig/ma days are numbered.

So I was on my couch right, sitting there and firing up my Switch to play Pokemon. I'm minding my own business, running through an area, when I stumble upon a Ralts. Now, I haven't caught any before, so I figured this would be a good opportunity to start getting some of it's pokedex logs done. I go up to this Ralts, not bothering to sneak as I have a pretty good ball I think will do the trick regardless of stealth, and try my hand at catching it. Sure enough, the ball I was using worked fine and I caught my first Ralts in Legends Arceus. Pretty sweet, since Gardevoir is one of the cooler Sinnoh Pokemon, in my opinion. This Ralts' moves aren't anything to write home about, but it does have a cool ability. It's the one that let's it copy another Pokemon's ability in battle. I was pretty satisfied with it, and I was about to start running around the area I was in again to see what other stuff I could find. All of a sudden, one of my windows basically explodes inward into my living room. The weight of whatever came crashing through my apartment hit me like a truck, knocking me off my couch and pinning me to the floor. My adrenaline surges as I try to breath, my lungs not cooperating. I look up, and staring down at me, knife in hand and poised to strike, is none other than the one-woman death squad cyborg herself, Saruei. Her eyes were sharper than her dagger. She shouted random surnames at me like 'Putin' and 'Dumas'. I couldn't make heads nor tails of it, and I thought I was about to meet my end. She brings her blade in close, but instead of slashing my neck she draws a shallow cut along my cheek. Before long, my struggling stops as I'm unable to move. My would-be assassin gets off from on top of me, turning toward my Switch controller that was knocked across the floor. She grabs it, quickly opening the menus in-game and finding my Pokemon storage. She wastes no time in releasing that Ralts I had just caught. And then? She just leaves. Hops back out the window and scales up my building. I spend 2 hours there on my floor, unmoving in a cold sweat, before it dawns on me. That Ralts' ability? Trace

So I was on my couch right, sitting there and firing up my Switch to play Pokemon. I'm minding my own business, running through an area, when I stumble upon a Ralts. Now, I haven't caught any before, so I figured this would be a good opportunity to start getting some of it's pokedex logs done. I go up to this Ralts, not bothering to sneak as I have a pretty good ball I think will do the trick regardless of stealth, and try my hand at catching it. Sure enough, the ball I was using worked fine and I caught my first Ralts in Legends Arceus. Pretty sweet, since Gardevoir is one of the cooler Sinnoh Pokemon, in my opinion. This Ralts' moves aren't anything to write home about, but it does have a cool ability. It's the one that let's it copy another Pokemon's ability in battle. I was pretty satisfied with it, and I was about to start running around the area I was in again to see what other stuff I could find. All of a sudden, one of my windows basically explodes inward into my living room. The weight of whatever came crashing through my apartment hit me like a truck, knocking me off my couch and pinning me to the floor. My adrenaline surges as I try to breath, my lungs not cooperating. I look up, and staring down at me, knife in hand and poised to strike, is none other than the one-woman death squad cyborg herself, Saruei. Her eyes were sharper than her dagger. She shouted random surnames at me like 'Putin' and 'Dumas'. I couldn't make heads nor tails of it, and I thought I was about to meet my end. She brings her blade in close, but instead of slashing my neck she draws a shallow cut along my cheek. Before long, my struggling stops as I'm unable to move. My would-be assassin gets off from on top of me, turning toward my Switch controller that was knocked across the floor. She grabs it, quickly opening the menus in-game and finding my Pokemon storage. She wastes no time in releasing that Ralts I had just caught. And then? She just leaves. Hops back out the window and scales up my building. I spend 2 hours there on my floor, unmoving in a cold sweat, before it dawns on me. That Ralts' ability? Trace