/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31395611
Anon, if you're going to fact-check, at least get your own statement correct. Most people announcement merch at the halfway point of the stream, not the tail-end of it.

Not to mention the whole point of rewatching the debut is to for her to comment on how much she's grown and totally not cringe at some of her earlier mannerisms so we can drink in the schadenfreude of her squealing like she did during that one awful scene from the Emoji Movie watchalong.

Gentlemen, it has often been said that I like Kronii.

Gentlemen, I like Kronii...

No, gentlemen, I love Kronii!

I love this Hololiver.

I love the bunkaronii.

I love the defensive lines she puts up.

I love how she has sieged upon my heart, charged me with new energy, helped me mop-up past operations, and retreated from old behavior.

Kronii on the computer, on your phone, on your TV, on your refrigerator, I love every platform I can view Kronii through upon this earth.

I love blasting my speakers to smithereens with audio salvos of her voice that thunder across the edges of my room.

My heart leaps with joy whenever she figures out a game mechanic and she makes a gleeful noise upon realization. And there is nothing like a Londoner being tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well-placed horny posts. And there is nothing like a Takeshi using SEEEEEEEX to destroy idiot doxxers. And the feeling that comes when a Londoner runs screaming from his blazing bait, only to be mowed down by heavy machine cum fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of Ourobobros brandish their “bayonets” rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit thrusting and cumming over and over onto the defeated face of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of Londoners being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than us prisoners of Kronii dropping like flies, screaming in agony and joy as she sings to us in a sultry Korean voice!

When a band of pitiful trolls makes their final stand with nothing but bad bait, only to have their posts smashed to atoms line by line from 4.8 Gosling posts, I'm in ecstasy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kronii, Kronii so grand as to make Yagoo himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more Kronii as I do? Do you wish for more live-broadcasts of Minecraft from Kronii? A Kronii whose charm is built with love and self-depreciating humor and bad puns? Do you ask for Kronii to sweep in like a broom, because as I mentioned a moment ago she enjoys bad puns?
>(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "KRONII" meaning "Kronii")

...Very well. Then Kronii is what you shall have. We are a rockhard member, ready to explode all who oppose us with our mighty cum.

But... After enduring over a month wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Kronii will no longer be sufficient.

We need a MASSIVE Kronii! A Kronii beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The most dedicated of the followers of the Clock. However, I believe that each of you old Kronies is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft YTchat idiots! We represent a force that could outsex an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag out the Eurobros because of her awful scheduling for them, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to love an oshi. We will remind them of the sound our voices make against when we “release”.

We will remind them that there are more things between PPT and TMT than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kroniigruppe of one thousand sexvampires is going to burn this world down to ash.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Youtube's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite oshi. Back to our beloved Kronii!

...At last, the Nenelion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Clock Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

Gentlemen... GWAK.