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Okay, I've been cooking. I'm proud to present today's edition of Polka News! Polka oruka? Oru yo!

Pierrots Sans Frontières is officially seeking a pink, fluffy angel investor for a first founding!

>What is it?
Pierrots Sans Frontières is a charitable organization dedicated to spreading laughter, happiness, and mirth far and wide. We adhere to the immortal words of Omaru Polka:

"Some days, nothing goes right. Some days, you'll be off your game. Maybe you'll even feel a little bit down sometimes... but just watch me! It's okay! It won't be for long!"

>What kind of investments can I expect?
Our primary investments will be into what we call the 'four kings': Omaru Polka, Shishiro Botan, Momosuzu Nene, and Yukihana Lamy. We'll also be investing into the friends of NePoLaBo, who we believe help spread the message of Polka effectively - you can expect to see Korone, Luna, Marine, Noel, Watame, Fauna, and Koyori, among others as we adapt to a changing market.

>Are you a paramilitary organization?
That's just a rumor, and hasn't been proven. PSF reminds you to vet your sources, and trust the funny fennec.

>What about the Human Polkafication Project?
We're glad you asked! Our flagship research, the Human Polkafication Project is NOT, as you might have heard, a plan to turn all of humanity into Polka through convincing them to subscribe to her channel; any such rumors are far-fetched and ludicrous. The Human Polkafication Project is simply targeted research into how best to 'transform' sadness into happiness, and teach all living things how they can 'become' better than they are today.