/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6796262
>You're working at the restaurant you own, it's a hard job but it's rewarding. Your cute hag wife, pregnant with your first child, is serving ramen to her friends; you haven't met them before but they're very charismatic and having them around seems to fill her with joy. One of them is obsessed with Joaquin Phoenix, as far as your time spent in Japan goes it's not the strangest thing you've experienced but it's definitely up there. She's younger than you're used to but has curves in all the right places and a gravelly accent that digs into your chest. You know she's coming home with you later, your wife doesn't have to say anything. She has that kind of sway over people. The first few times it happened seemed strange but you quickly realised she has an aura, people collapse before her, everybody exists to serve. For a second your head feels clear and you wonder how you ended up here but it doesn't last. The clown girl is asking if UBER still drive this late at night, you're not sure how it got so late, but they do. and one is on the way. Eventually your hear the hum of a FUCKING TOYOTA PRIUS. During a glimpse of clarity you once again question how you ended up here, but it doesn't matter. You would do anything for your wife, why would it be different for anyone else?