/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to make Layna a nice meal after a workout. Just let her relax and let her know she's taken care of while insisting that I'll do everything for her. Then after it's all done, I'll quickly stuff it all down my throat when she isn't looking and tell her it's ready. Once she asks why it's just scraps, I'll feign ignorance with my cheeks stuffed. I'll then blame everyone else for it. Her dogs are the primary scapegoat. If that fails I'll try to shift the blame on her for eating the food herself. After that fails, I'll question her motives for the deranged inquisition and repeatedly scream and point out that I have no reason to lie about it, and even if I do, I made the food in the first place.