/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

during Pio-chan's membership stream i fell asleep and had the worst dream possible.
I was watching Pio-chan with his cute laugh, giggling at chat on his screen but behind him laid the most apathetic excuse of a human i had the misfortune of witnessing - honestly I want to lay my hands upon her neck just so she'd stop existing.
her long blonde hair was unkempt, when did she last take a shower? her eyes were glued onto her phone, does she not want to support the ball of sunshine in front of her? her face was stereotypical resting bitch. her tanktop was loose and wrinkled and her breasts were a B at best, honestly a higher rating than her attractiveness which should be average C. that's right, it was AMY

who the fuck is this bitch behind my lovely Pio-chan? her fingers tap loudly on her screen but luckily Pio-chan's noise gate is intense so that it filters out her irrelevant sounds. she swipes up, down, left, right, and occasionally taps the right side of the screen - she's watching random How to Cook TikToks for entertainment without absorbing any actual information nor having any actual intention to make the elementarily easy dishes.
Pio-chan giggles again at his screen.
the little gremlin excuse of a girl scrunches her eyebrows and throws a pillow at Pio-chan's chair to signal him to keep it down. i'm gonna fucking slit her throat. Pio-chan quickly turns around and motions with his lips "Sorry!" before immersing himself back into his chat.

why is Amy with him in the first place? she's your most basic bitch in highschool that scoffs at all things anime, and then when all of a sudden her favorite Instagram celebrity starts liking it, she says she's been a fan for the longest time.
Pio-chan has been lied to. he deserves much better. he needs a girl that'll giggle with him, throw her phone aside and massage his defined shoulders while he's working tirelessly to make the world a little less shitty. he deserves a girl that showers every day and smells like his happy place. he deserves a girl rated higher than a C, but at a moment's notice will let her own C be used without question
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he doesn't deserve Amy. Amy needs to die.