/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Chuck: "Damn, yeah, shout out to Captain, most sellout VTuber CEO I ever worked with."

Ernie: "Well, speaking of VTubers, tonight, we got word of something very interesting. Piko may very well be streaming soon, as many of Nexas' fans have mounted an operation to rescue her from her abusive household."

>graphic showing the number of anons converging on Piko's house to beat her husband to death shows up on screen, labeled 'Personal Army'

Ernie: "Compare and contrast that to Noah, who doesn't stream at all and spends that time fapping to his wolf girl gf fucking other guys while Noah mouthbreathes over underage girls."

Chuck: "Well just like them big ol' women down in San Antonio--"

>shaq is choking on his own laughter on the other side of the desk

Chuck, again: "Just like those big ass women in San Antonio, Victoria is a seekurut to Noah. Dude's fatter than me and I eat all the food that falls from the ceiling in this studio. He's got a video of himself playing the drums and another one of himself baking a pizza, but he should just film himself drummin' on them pepperoni titties he got there."

Kenny: "Say that again, Chuck? I don't think Shaq heard you."

Chuck, with a shit-eating grin, his shoulders shaking: "Noah Malcer-celery oose got pepperoni titties. And his skin tone somehow more fucked up lookin' then them beaches in Galveston!"

>shaq collapses, finally, and crawls out of camera-view on all fours